One calm summer afternoon, a girl named Sydney was walking to her house. She had just come from the mall with her friends, but they separated to go to their own homes mid-walk. Now it was just her and her alone, making her way down to her house for the rest of the 5-minute walk that remained. Everything seemed normal until...
YANK!
All of a sudden, an unknown person grabbed her and pulled her into a dark alleyway.
Struggling to get out of their grasp, she at least tried to take a look at the person. What she saw was a gross, disheveled man that most definitely did 10 pounds of crack every night.
"DON'T TOUCH ME NIGGA!" she yelled, squirming in his strong grip.
"Mwahahaha I'm gonna milk your tits!" the creepy man said.
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwww" she replied
Then, suddenly, someone came in zooming into the alley and kicked the shit out of the creepy man.
Who was that?
Sydney was now free, and she turned to see who saved her. It was none other than...
MR INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!
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"Wow! Mr. Incredible! Thank you so much for saving me!" Sydney said excitedly
'He looks kinda sexy in that suit...' she thought to herself secretly and blushed, but pushed those thoughts away.
She twirled a strand of her dehydrated hay-like dark brown her and tucked it behind her ear.
"It was no problem.. miss." He smiled charismatically.
They both walked out of the dark alleyway together, only to be met with a crowd of cheers when they exited. It seemed that Sydney's screams attracted a crowd outside the alley-way, which is what made Mr. Incredible find her and save her. The same crowd cheered for the heroic rescue.
"Seems like we have some fans." The hero said jokingly.
"More like you have some fans." Sydney remarked.
He chuckled.
"What's your name?" Mr. Incredible asked
"Sydney.. my name is Sydney."
"It's nice to meet you Sydney.. you can call me Bob."
She blushed. He was already letting her get on first name bases? It must be out of pity.
A news reporter with a camera crew chasing behind her ran up to Sydney and the superhero.
"Hello! What happened in there? How did you feel? Did you expect anyone to save you?"
"Uh..uh...uhh.-" she stuttered, not knowing what to say.
"How about an interview?" A man with a black suit and sunglasses suggested.
