Suggested by: Queen-Oasis
Qibli: Where's the question and/or dare?
Winter: I dont know, and I dont care.
Winter: *Letter poofs out of air and hits Winter in head* Ah! What in the name of Arctic-
Qibli: There it is! *Grabs letter* It says,
"You are locked in a cave together. The only things in the cave are: A scavenger, an empty bowl, and an animus touched necklace with an unknown enchantment. What do you do?" I know exactly what to do!
Qibli: Hey Kinkajou, can I ask you to do something? *Whispers something*
Kinkajou:*Giggles* Yep!
Qibli: *Drags Winter to a cave with those objects*
Kinkajou: *Locks door* Hehehe. Good luck!
Winter: What? Kinkajou, what did you do? WHY CAN'T I MOVE THE DOOR?!
Qibli: *Silence*
Winter: LET ME OUT!
Winter: *Tries to push door open* Grrr!
Qibli: Look what I have! *Shows bowl, necklace and scavenger*
Winter: *Grabs scavenger* I'm getting out of here. *Tries to break the door down*
Qibli: This necklace is animus enchanted..
Winter: GET IT AWAY FROM ME.
Qibli: But we don't even know the enchantment..
Winter: DON'T CARE. ANIMUS ENCHANTED THINGS LEAD NO WHERE GOOD.
Qibli: *Sneaks up behind Winter and puts necklace on him* Ha!
Winter: *Face goes emotionless* What did I tell you? You never listen. Nobody listens. That's why I'm so miserable. My life is meaningless.
Qibli: I honestly didn't think you COULD get more miserable, but I have been proved wrong yet again. I wonder who would enchant a necklace to make someone SO MISERABLE.
Winter: Who cares. They probably wanted someone to feel as lonely as they were, like they were falling in an endless void of darkness.
Qibli: Ooookay. *Takes off necklace*
Winter: *Normal* That was.......horrible. and Boring. Plain. Like sandpaper.
Qibli: Well, I can make things more interesting!
Winter: *Wide eyes* NO.
Qibli: *Inhales* THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND! Sing with me!
Winter: *Screams* Not again! *Slams head off wall*
Qibli: *Still singing loudly*
Winter: *Puts bowl on head* I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
One hour later..
Kinkajou: *Releases them* Okay guys. Qibli- QIBLI?!
Qibli: *Unconscious on floor*
Winter: *Walks out of cave* Qibli isnt at the phone right now.
Kinkajou: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Winter: He needed some help shutting up.
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