Ninki no Love (Hananene story)

Tsukasa cant keep his fatass mouth shut

Amane's POV:
As Mei came back from doing her dare, She glared at me and sat back down.
"So~ Whos high pitched screaming was that?" I teased
"Your mom when i'm crotch-banging her." Yashiro said bluntly.
"NENE-CHAN!!" Aoi yelled
Tsukasa was dying.
Mei was laughing cause of tsukasa's Laugh.
I started laughing too.
"We don't say that you unholy child!!!" Aoi said through her tears.
"O-okay Next." I said wiping a tear off of my eye.
"N-Nene T or-" then tsukasa started laughing again so we all started laughing.
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"Nene, T or D?" Mei asked. We all calmed down and i told everyone if one of them laughs i'm shoving my foot where the sun don't shine.
"Uhhhh- D?" She said, Unsure of what to say.
"Hmmmm..." She looked around until her eyes landed on something.
"Go on a upside down ride." She was pure evil.
I tried getting yashiro off of me so she could do her dare, but she wouldn't let go.
"THERES NO WAY IN SATANS ASSHOLE IM GOING ON ONE OF THOSE." She said, glaring at one of the upside down rides.
I sighed
"I'll go with you, Nene-chan!" Aoi chirped
"R-really?"
"Mhm! Now let's go!"
After they left, Mei and Tsukasa turned to me.
Oh god, Please don't hurt me. i still have a life to live.
"How long have u liked her"
"Do kisses taste like lemons?"
"When do u plan on asking her out"
"Ima kiss her before him."
"BITCH I HOPE TF U DO YOUD BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I TELL YOU THAT." I said
I sighed again and put my fingers on the bridge of my nose.
"5 months."
"Depends on the person"
"Hopefully when i know she likes me back."
"I'll kill you Tsukasa."
I answered their questions, and by the time i was done a  few minutes later, i saw the two walking back.
"Tsukasa eats bird shit." i said
"Amane eats dry wall"
"Boys."
"Tsukasa Sucks dick"
"Amane Likes Aoi"
"Boys.."
"Tsukasa Eats paper."
"Amane eats ass"
"BOYS."
"WHAT."
"CALM TF DOWN."
"Yes Ma'am..."
I saw Yashiro and aoi giggling about something, i'll ask them later.
That's when Aoi went to her usual spot, but yashiro went back into my arms.
"H-huh?" i said looking down, i honestly kinda liked it.
"Your warm" she said smiling.
"okay ask someone" Aoi said
"Hmmmm Amane, T or D" she asked, looking up.
"Hmmm....d."
"I dare u to tell us a secret."
"A-Any??" I don't have many...Which was concerning since I only have 3.
"Mhm."
"Eh....I talk to myself a lot..."
She smiled, "Doesn't Everyone?"
"Not everyone.."
It was silent after that.
"Oh no, What if he's talking to the monkey man?" Yashiro asked. That's when it went down for tsukasa.
"Not this again..." Me and Aoi said at the same time.
Tsukasa And Yashiro were Laughing their ass' off.
It was currently 7PM and everyone had to go home at 8, So i suggested to the others we just walk around town. They nodded and i picked up yashiro on my back and Mei picked up tsukasa.
"She- She said Monkeyeyeyeehe" Tsukasa tries to say but was cut off by his own laugh.
They both calmed down in about 5 minutes of walking. We still haven't reached town, and it was still 5 minutes away. After that, i looked back and saw the girls talking, while tsukasa was halfway asleep on Mei's shoulder. I smiled and looked at yashiro, She was halfway asleep as well. That's when i saw town and told the others we were near town.
"Ngm, Be quiet." I heard yashiro saw softly as she put her cheek on my neck and wrapped her legs around my waist.
"No" i said, holding her legs so she wouldn't fall.
"I ship it." i heard tsukasa say.
"Say that again and those legs won't save you." Me and Yashiro said at the same time. What a coincidence.
"He's not wrong tho." Mei said
"They look cute!! Take a picture!!" Tsukasa said, i started walking faster and Yashiro giggled.
"Asshat.." i whispered under my breath, then
We were finally at the Town.