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Lazerpointer: hewo!

Asslo: wtf since when do you say "HEWO"

Here'sjohnny: yeah wtf?

Lazerpointer: since rn

Serophina: -_-

Zapzap: blyke who did it

Lazerpointer: wdym?

Zapzap: someone has your phone.

Lazerpointer: no this is blyke

Zapzap: mhm okay. -_-

Lazerpointer: I'm gay.

Zapzap: ik

Asslo: figured

Serophina: yeah

Here'sjohnny: ik who you like I know everything -_-

Lazerpointer: wait WHO DO I LIKE

Here'sjohnny: I this Arlo?

Lazerpointer: no this is blyke.

Serophina: is it remi?

Lazerpointer: NO. This is blyke.

Asslo: is it John?

Lazerpointer: NO. THIS IS BLYKE
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Asslo: YOU NEVER SAY "OWO"

Lazerpointer: STFU ASSLO

Asslo: you do realize I'm technically still the king.

Here'sjohnny: oop-

Lazerpointer: UR JUST MAD JOHN BEAT U

Here'sjohnny: I said sorry T^T

Asslo: NO, IM NOT.

lazerpointer: AND UR MAD THAT HES THE TOP

here'sjohnny: not true.

Asslo: not true.

Serophina: wait so y'all DID-

Asslo: NO, I just know I'm a top.

Lazerpointer: oh. WELL UR JUST MAD THAT UH

Asslo: ?

Lazerpointer: UR MAD THAT I DODGED THE FORK

Asslo: THAT WAS A LONG- wait.

Lazerpointer: HAH

Asslo: I thew the fork- ISEN ARE YOU THERE

Bumblebee: THIS IS BLYKE I TOOK HIS PHONE BECAUSE HE TOOK MINE.

Lazerpointer: DONT YOU DARE

Bumblebee: IM LOOKING THROUGH THE SEARCH HISTORY

Lazerpointer: BLYKE NO

Bumblebee: blyke YES

lazerpointer: TWT

Bumblebee: GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK AND I WONT

Lazerpointer: this is blyke on my phone, he fell into my room as fast as Sonic to prevent me from doing it.

Bumblebee: MY PHONEEE

Lazerpointer: I'm glad to inform you I looks through it already.

Bumblebee: FUCK

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