Him: Confession: I deleted all the 1 Direction from your iPod when u were in the can. You're welcome.
Me: WHAT?? I'm going to kiss u!
Him: With tongue?
It takes me a second to realize what happened, at which point I'm completely mortified.
Me: Kill u! I meant KILL u. Damn autocorrect.
Him: Surrrrrre. Let's blame it on autocorrect.
Me: Shut it.
Him: I think someone wants to kiss me...
Me: Goodnight, Graham.
Him: U sure you don't want to come back herr? Give our tongues some exercise?
Me: Ew. Never.
Him: Uh-huh. PS— check your email. I sent u a zip file of music. Acutal music.
Me: Which will be going straight to my trash folder.
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Favorite Quotes / Lyrics
De TodoMy favorite book quotes and song lyrics. The most chapters are only in german, sorry! My mother tongue isn't english. Enjoy ;)
