[ PRINCE SERIES FF ] One Brain Cell

filler (i)

the whole writing crew of this obc book are not capable so have this while we cope

EVAN: you're gonna have to drop out
DZUL: is it because i say "uh oh spaghetti o's" when things go wrong
EVAN: yes
DZUL, under his breath: uh oh spaghetti o's

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CHRIS: i've only said 'i love you' to two people
CHRIS: first, my mom
CHRIS: and my dad because it was dark

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GION: has anyone ever told you what a drag you are
SYAFIQ: everyone, constantly

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SI CHENG: Rin, thank you so much. my corps are watered, my skin is cleared, my wig is snatched, my hotel is trivago. god bless
BAZURIN: please stop saying that everytime i help you with something

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CHRIS, pointing at Gion: why is he here?!
BAZURIN: i thought he's your friend! 💦
CHRIS: you know very well i don't have friends, bazurin!

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SI CHENG: i let my cat drink the bathwater while i was in it
SYAFIQ, consulting: once again kind of weird but not a sin

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DZUL: i'm alive but only ironically

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LIAM(coming soon): sure i'm alive but at what cost

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SYAFIQ: today dzul got detention in drama class but then he pulled out a monopoly get out of jail free card and the teacher let him go
CHRIS: how do you get detention in drama
SYAFIQ: long story short he kicked the ceiling by accident
SI CHENG: how do you kick a ceiling
BAZURIN: by accident

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on the phone :
DZUL: bro
LIAM: what
DZUL: what if dinosaurs created humans and left earth
LIAM: stay right where you fucking are

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SI CHENG: what's your type?
SYAFIQ: type of what?
CHRIS: blood
SYAFIQ: oh red

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SI CHENG: i'm going to p
SI CHENG: ractice my cooking. i need to able to cook 1000 eggs a minute. that's 16.666666 eggs a second. i need to be fast. so fast you can't see my arms as they prepare egg after egg. i hope the world is ready
CHRIS: what the ufck

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