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DZUL: A replica of the titanic will set sail in 2022. It would be tragic if it hit another iceberg
CHRIS: Bold of you to assume that there will be any icebergs in 2022.

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SYAFIQ: When I was small-
LIAM: [snorts]
LIAM: "Was"

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FELIX: Will you drive me to the mall?
CHARLES: What did Leon said?
FELIX: He said no
CHARLES: Then why would i do that for u?
FELIX: Well he's not the boss of u
CHARLES, internally: this is a trap, this is a trap

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SYAFIQ: do you want a coffee?
DZUL: sure
SYAFIQ: cool get one for me too

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SI CHENG: you guys actually confess to your crushes?
CHRIS: well what do you do?
SI CHENG: i die?? lmao what kind of question ?

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DZUL: mint tastes great you all can't change my mind
BAZURIN: op do you take constructive criticism
DZUL: choose your next words carefully, dear Rin
BAZURIN: mint S U C K

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SYAFIQ: don't forget to lift with your knees!
CHRIS: i know how to lift. i've been carrying this entire dorm for 2 months

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CHRIS: you all are not
LIAM: Y'AINT

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SI CHENG: are you ready for the presentation
SYAFIQ: n-no..
SI CHENG: that was the wrong answer :)

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LIAM: going 100mph (100 mistakes per hour)

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SI CHENG: 2020 does NOT pass the vibe check what is this
LIAM: 2020 IS the vibe check

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SYAFIQ @ BAZURIN: aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit?

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BAZURIN, holding a hand towel with a perfect stain in the middle : flag of japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly placed water stain
CHRIS : oh shit i just peed on this towel accidentally better turn this into clout
BAZURIN : its a WATER STAIN, i had an ICE PACK and it leaked on the towel, i didnt PEE on it
SI CHENG : you peed on it
SI CHENG : you peed on it didnt you lil piss boy
BAZURIN : I DIDNT PEE!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY , I'M NOT!

BAZURIN, holding a hand towel with a perfect stain in the middle : flag of japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly placed water stainCHRIS : oh shit i just peed on this towel accidentally better turn this into cloutBAZURIN : its a...

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DZUL : if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain with white gravy

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SYAFIQ : oh god its 10 pm, whats next? 11 pm?
...
SYAFIQ : well guess what fckng happened

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EVAN : it says here that you’re good at small talk?
BAZURIN : ʸᵉˢ
EVAN : holy shit

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SI CHENG : i wish you would just admit that you made a mistake
CHRIS : well maybe i like my coffee with salt

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