Rhianna and Kate fell asleep within five minutes of being on the plane. I didn't though, I was too hyped up on the gummy bears I ate in the car earlier.
I went through my snack bag again to find...whipped cream? I looked towards the sleeping Kate and Rhianna.
Bingo! Cue lightbulb and epic idea.
I picked up the whipped cream can (I seriously didn't know why I had whipped cream with me) and squirted it into their hands. I also made whipped cream mustaches on their faces because I couldn't resist. Mustaches are cool on a scale.
I found a feather on the floor near my foot and tickled each of their noses with it until they smushed the whipped delicious goodness all over their faces. Sadly, they destroyed their sexy mustaches. But they still didn't wake up, and they looked hilarious. I took a picture of them and put it on Twitter, saying 'Awe, they should know better not to fall asleep in the presence of me. ESPECIALLY not on a plane, me thinks! Xx'.
I didn't have many followers, maybe around twenty. I'm just not popular, okay?! Deal with it.
It was a long flight to England (Duh, it was like, halfway across the world!), so I watched movies and listened to music before I finally fell asleep...
•{live while we're young}•
I was slapped awake by Rhianna while Kate stood in front of my seat angrily. They were free of whipped cream. Oh. They discovered that I did that...bummer.
"I guess I deserved the slaps..." I said sleepily. Rhianna snapped her fingers in a Z-formation, like a snap diva. I TAUGHT HER SO WELL! "Hell yeah! You SO deserved that!" She said. "So yes, that was the reason for the slaps..."
I nodded my head and laid back down again, but Kate slapped my arm this time. "Ahaha, no. You really think we're going to let you sleep after what you did to us?!" She yelled into my ear.
"Well, yeah. I need my sleep like I need my food. You need your clothes like you need to breathe. I let you have clothes and breathe. So let me sleep and have my food. "
Kate grimaced. "I know...but I want you to eat some chocolate with me..."
Now I was wide awake. Chocolate?! Where? I COMMAND YOU TO BRING ME THE CHOCOLATE THAT MY MOTHER GOT ME ADDICTED TO! Kate started laughing at my facial expression. "I can't believe you bought that," she gasped. "Like I would give the chocolate to you!" She burst into more laughter.
Now it was my turn to snap like a snap diva. I also held my hand up and said, "Talk to the hand because the face doesn't wanna talk!"
I'm strange.
To my surprise, she actually started talking to the hand with Rhianna cracking up in the background. A nosy flight attendant came over here and basically told us to all shut up because there were old people that hated our guts already.
"WE PROMISE WE'RE SANE!" I screamed to her retreating back. I have no idea where that came from... It's the gummy bears talking!
The pilot's voice came over the plane intercom, saying to buckle our seatbelts, because we would be landing soon. I clicked it in, with Kaitlyn and Rhianna doing the same. I gripped the armrests as the plane descended.
I hate planes.
We finally landed, and I rushed out of there like a fat lady with KFC. Rhianna and Kate tried to keep up, but they're slowpokes. Like turtles.
I wanted to get out of the airport as soon as I could, but no-o-o. I had to wait because apparently I "didn't know where anything was and I'd get lost". No I wouldn't!
