Kate and I stare at Rhianna. I couldn't react. It was Kate who did. "The real address...wha-" Kate stuttered.
Rhianna looked guilty. "Yeah... Dingleberry Drive? I told the taxi man the wrong address...so the real address that we were supposed to go to was 428 Phoenix Lane...yeah..."
Holy mother of freaking pie. Rhianna did what? "You got us lost in the middle of London?" I said slowly.
Rhi nodded guiltily.
The fudge? I shrugged though. "Kate, can I see your iPhone?"
Kate nodded mindlessly and handed the phone to me. I brought up her GPS app on the phone and put in the address for 428 Phoenix Lane.
It started talking in a monotone voice, saying "Make a left hand turn at .3 miles north. "
I looked at the top of the screen. It said it was only five minutes driving...so ten minutes walking? Yeah... I'll just say that. "Children..." I whispered.
Rhianna and Kate crowded around me. "Yes? Is it a far walk? WILL WE STARVE?!" Rhianna inquired.
"No, child. We will not starve. We. Will. WALK. "
"That still didn't answer my question."
"Oh. But it's only a ten minute walk. "
"Yay!" Kaitlyn shrieked. "I won't mess up my hair more!"
"And I can have a marshmallow!" Rhianna yelled.
"And I can eat and finally have a date with my bed!" I screamed.
There was a noise like a cat gargling, and a man's voice screamed "SHUT UP!", and a baby's cry after the yell.
Oops.
•{live while we're young}•
This time, we finally made it to the RIGHT house. Kaitlyn mad sure. We wouldn't want another...Dingleberry...Drive, do we? On second thought...don't answer that.
This house was even nicer than the one before, and I whistled softly under my breath. "Wow..."
"I know. " Rhianna said smugly. "It's awesome. And Uncle Adam's just giving it to us. "
"Can I hug him?"
"No. "
We went up to the door, and Rhianna rapped on the door with her knuckles. A tired looking guy opened the door, his mouth open to start screaming at us, but then he saw Rhianna. "Rhi-Rhi!" He screeched and pulled her in for a hug. "I haven't seen you in so long! Who's the girl and the midget?"
I huffed. I am not a midget! I'm just fun-sized!
Rhianna laughed. "The girl is Kaitlyn, and the midget is Olivia...don't call her a midget. She says, and I quote, 'is just fun-sized'."
I smiled. Does she read minds?!
"And before you ask, Olivia, I DO NOT read minds. I'm just seriously awesome like that. "
"No, I believe I am seriously awesome. " Kate interjected.
Uncle Adam was just watching us and smiling. Huh. Guess that's where Rhianna gets her staring and smiling thing. Strange...
Finally Rhianna taps on Uncle Adam's shoulder. "Can we, y'know...come in...and get unpacked and sleep?"
Uncle Adam's eyes widened. "Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm so dumb...c'mon on!" He said. He moved to the side of the doorway, and we walked in.
Oh.
My.
God.
The inside of this place was even better than the outside! The way we came in was a little entryway, with a doorway to the right leading to the living room, and a doorway on the left leading to the kitchen. And from what I could see of the living room, there was freaking GLASS STAIRS leading up to upstairs.
"The rooms are just upstairs, the stairs are through the living room." Uncle Adam said, pointing to the stairs through the doorway.
I pushed past everyone and started running into the room, but stopped when I looked at the TV and saw Honey Boo Boo was on. Everybody had skidded to avoid me when I stopped, so everyone was on the floor in various positions when I turned around.
Kaitlyn was sprawled across her suitcase, Rhianna was underneath hers, and Adam was laying in the ground with a plate of cookies held high above the ground triumphantly. "I didn't drop them... New record!" He said, and tried doing a happy dance on the floor. I shook my head at him. That's gotta be even more retarded than me. But I want those cookies...
I snatched the plate from his hands and started running up the stairs with my suitcase in one hand and the cookies in the other. "Thanks for these, and awesome show choice! Honey Boo Boo forever!" I yelled back down the stairs.
I stooped for a millisecond at the top of the stairs, but bolted to the last room at the end of the hall when I heard them yelling my name. Opening the dark wooden door, I opened it and slammed it closed, locking the bronze deadbolt. Wow...would've never guessed that a room would have a deadbolt.
I turned around and almost had a spaz attack. This room was...wow. Just wow. The walls were a beautiful blue, and there was a bed in the middle with a blue and bronze swirled comforter on top of a queen sized bed. There was a window seat with a see-through light blue pair of curtains on the left of the bed, and a dark wooden dresser on the right. There was a closet door next to the dresser, and I presumed there was a bathroom near the bedroom door. I looked up, and saw the ceiling had a mural of a night sky, with very good detail and real constellations.
I walked over to the dresser and put the cookies down on top of it, then dropped my suitcase down next to the dresser. Walking over to the bed next, I ran a hand over the hard, dark wood. Wait, what the hell am I doing?! This could be Adam's room! Eh, it's kind of too girly... I call this room! This room shalt be-eth my bedroometh!
I sat down on the bed just as I heard pounding feet and banging hands on my door. "Let us in!" They screamed.
Walking over there, I unlocked the deadbolt and swung the door open, making everyone fall down into the room. "This room is mine, just so you know. I chose it, so go find other rooms. Adam, I can have this room, right?"
He nodded. "You may have this room. Just don't destroy it. "
I started doing my happy dance while everyone just stared at me. Huh. Maybe I was even more retarded than Adam.
As I danced, as wave of exhaustion came over me, and I almost passed out right there. I yawned. "Alright guys, I think...I'm gunna...go to sleep...before I pass out..." I said, every few words punctuated by yawns. They nodded and gave me hugs goodnight, and then left.
I then did my nightly routine, like brushing my teeth and stuff. I threw on a pair of pajama shorts and a tank top, then dived into the soft bed, and fell asleep thinking about llamas. Why? I don't exactly know.
A/N: Today I was at the grocery store with my dad, and I was running low on "things" if you know what I mean, so it was really awkward and then the guy who was bagging our things left it for last. My face was all O.O and I was blushing super bad. So that was my day. But we're having spaghetti for dinner, so that's good (:
DDAAAVVEEE! Dave is cool. Who's Dave? I have no clue.
Eh. My Brain is stupid. So bye Love Livbear xoxo
