Quotes Jokes And Goats

Intro!!!

Ok it is simply amazing thinking that my amazing girlfriend got me onto this app/site and I think im going to really enjoy it. So for my first book im going to be doing Quotes Jokes And Goats. Becuase why the hell not if you object too bad! Have fun reading my very bad style of writeing. <----- See what i did there

of course you dont well look closer, if you still dont see it i suggjest you dont give up<-- did it again can you see it, hmmmm its there i mean if you look hard enough anyway. Guess what? now this is gonna crack you up! ready to hear this? well see the thing is there was nothing to look for. Great right and if you did find somthing thats becuase of my extremly bad writing, but please no hate comment's I already know how much I suck at this.

Anyway back to busniss like i was saying my simply amazing girlfriend brought this "wattpad" opon me and i plan to use it to crack all my veiwers up. You know the ones that didnt already relise that this book will be crap and put it down. So i plan to use this app a little every day and write crap for you all to laugh at. :) Have Fun, but dont have a stroke (Strokes are bad)

Ok.... Back!! I think... I mean I'm tired but I'll get over that. anyway. I think I have chosen my yearbook quote. Although I was going to do a mean one: it's not enough that I should succeed others should fail. And then I figured it was too much. Sooo I ended up with: " there is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs." Which I think ifs fine.