"Oh no sally" says Blarney the weed-eating cowboy. "I think I've just about burnt my stomach to a nap. I sure do get tired after being a piece of lawn equipment for 23.7 hours a day." Sally does not say anything for a long period of time. She almost does after a few minutes but then decides to read an entire novel first. spare noodle. After what feels like 2 days and 7 hours, sally says "oh yeah Blarney you must be very aware of your surroundings because you're a cowboy and made of cheese. Blarney is not made of cheese but sally likes to make him feel small. Blarney has a very big issue or is it a problem I don't know what the difference is but it sure is worrisome to the lonesome cheese man. His problem is that he is hiding from his mom because he told her the sweater she bought from the produce department smelled like an ill piece of muffin. Also, he cannot find his car keys and needs to buy an escalator like ASAP.
