After a wild night of key finding, Blarney was finally able to get to the escalator store. Blarney was building a building with only one floor but this was his dream and a step in the right direction. "Do you have any of these that come without trauma?" Says Blarney to a young boy who does not even work there. The boy responds with "I hear elbows" and weeps with a smile. Blarney was finally able to find a real salesman to help him but the salesman made Blarney the cowboy cry on a Wednesday even though it was Thursday. When Blarney found out that he could not pay for escalators with granola bar wrappers and half empty socks, Blarney was in a full rage of understanding. Yeah I wanna know that. He immediately drove to his mothers house but forgot where the brake was so he accidentally parked in the whispering living room of a backstabbing home. Blarney's mom Dingo was the least jovial shade of red as she greeted her son at the recliner.
