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A/n: i dont know where to go with this back and i might discontinue it... i'm sorry, unless you can give me some ideas.

Y/n and their weird nicknames for the countries, and Y/n interacting with them 

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Japan-Red Dot Man

Y/n: IT'S RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Japan: Y-y/n, its supposed to be raw....

Y/n:AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *continues for an hour*

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France: Frandma/ Baggute woman

Y/n:*smiles as they eat it*

france:*succesful smile*

America:*tries to take one*

Y/n:*demonic screeching*

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Britain- Grampin/ Tea Man

Y/n:*looks at Britan and throws box in the pool labeled tea*

Britain:*internally screaming*

Y/n:*devous chuckle*

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Aussie-  Animal Man/ (secretly: uncle Auss.)

Y/n:*sleeping with an Emu*

Aussie:*war flash backs*

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New Zeland-  Nerd Zeland/ (secretly: uncle Z)

Y/n:hey  Un-NErd Zeland wheres old Zeland?

NZ:...did you almost call me uncle?

y/n:*blushes* n-no way! *starts singing no way confuseing New Zeland*

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Canada- Leaf man/(secretly uncle Syrup)/Syrup man

Y/n-hey Syrup Man! wheres the syrup?!

Canada:in the fridge..?*gets in the head with an empty maple syrup container*

Y/n:THEN EXPLAIN THAT! 

canada:...whoops? dont we have more?

Y/n:*angry y/n noises as they throw more empty containors* WHERES THE SYRUP LEAF MAN?! WHERE. IS. THE. MAPLE. SYRUP?!

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America: Sunglasses/ (secretly:AmerDad)/ Stars and Stripes

Y/n:*takes America's sunglasses and puts them on* Oh look at me i'm so free! look at all my states! i have so many!  including Florida whos probably the most weird one! *looks in the mirror to see america stifling a laugh and takes off the sunglasses and throws them extreamly embarssed*

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Russia- Ushaka Man/Russda

y/n:hey Dad? mind if i stay in here tonight...?

Russia:*nods and lets their kid stay with them*

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USSR- no.

Ussr- Y/n i-

Y/n: no, shut it you commie.

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(three in one here bois, gurls, and nonbirnary Pals)

Germany- Germs/ Mr.Germany(due to him being her teacher basically)

North: Nono/ bro

South: So/ bro bro

germany: North has 19 bottles of dish soap-

y/n:WHY DOES NONO HAVE SO MANY SOAPS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

North:MIND YOUR BISSNESS Y/N! WHY YOU WORRYING ABOUT IT?! ITS MY LIFE! DAMN! *keeps lathering his hands*

Germany:are y'all done? could i finish my problem please? ok, North has 19 bottles of dish soap and gives South 6, how may bottles of dish soap does will North have left?

North:SIX?! I'M NOT EVEN GIVEIG HER ONE! HE AINT PICHIN FOR NONE- HEY SOUTH! STEP YO ASS BACK!

Germany: HEY NORTH! GIVE HIM THE DISH SOAPS ITS IN THE PROBLEM!

north: I COULD GIVE HIM SOME! CUZ I SEE THEM PICKIN' THEIR NOSE EARLIER! YEAH IVE SEEN THAT SOUTH! YOU AINT SLICK! DISGUSTING! GET YOUR HANDS OVER HERE AND GET SOME SOAP!

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