Pick Up Lines

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💜Shinso💜
Pure: You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams


🦋Tamaki🦋
Pure: Y-your hands l-look heavy, c-can I h-hold them for y-you?

Impure: D-do you l-like c-cherries? B-because- n-nevermind I cant d-do it....
(The actual one was "Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours" but innocent baby cant say

🐸Tsuyu🐸
Pure: Rose's are red, my face is too, that only happens when I'm around you.


💴Momo💴
Pure: You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.


🎤Jirou🎤
Pure: I'm going to complain to spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.


🔥Todoroki❄
Pure: There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are


🥦Deku🥦
Pure: I lost my all might plushie... can I sleep with you tonight?
(He meant it in a pure way stfu Maya)


💥Bakugo💥
Pure: If I had to rate you out of 10, I'd rate you a 9 since I'm the 1 that you need.


⚡Denki⚡
Pure: Charzards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a pokemon I would choose you!


👽Mina👽
Pure: If kisses were snowflakes I'd send you a blizzard!


🕷Sero🕷
Pure: Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together!


🏔Kirishima🏔
Pure: Even though there aren't any stars out tonight, you're still shining like one.


💯Mirio💯
Pure: If you were a potato you'd be a sweet one!

Impure: I call my dick the truth because bitches can't handle it
(I'm sorry this was hilarious I had too)

😴Aizawa😴
Pure: The only thing I want to change about you is your last name

Impure: I'll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.

🖐Shigaraki🖐
Pure: You're so cute it's distracting.

Impure: Yeah, I'm an asshole, but will that stop me from getting in yours

Dabi
Pure: Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?

Impure:
I

'd treat you like a snow storm. Give you six to eight inches and make it mildly inconveniently for you to move in the morning.

💉Toga💉
Pure: You're so cute I want to cut you!

(This is the only one I made up myself lmao it's not supposed to be good)

Impure: You're pretty, but you'd look better underneath me and bleeding.
(Again, I had to make the Toga ones have to do with blood)

🐓Hawks🐓
Pure: Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm loving it!

Impure: Are you a cowboy/cowgirl/cowpoke cause I can see you riding me.
(Cowpoke is the non-binary version because we love our non-binary bbys 🥺 ❤)

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