Surviving Camp Half-Blood

Interview with Percy Jackson

Hello, Demigods! Annabeth Chase here. I apology for how long it took me to write all of those personalized cabin instructions; school, monsters, and dyslexia tend to get in the way of writing. From now on you can comment who you'd like to be interviewed next as well as specific monsters you'd like to know how to beat. Anyways, onto the interview with Perseus Jackson.

Hey, Percy, thanks for agreeing to answering some questions for new campers.

Percy: No problem, I couldn't say no. Literally. The Hecate cabin made me test a potion...n-not that I would have said no. Heh.

Are the Egyptians actually real?

Percy: Chiron, am I allowed to answer this? I am? Okay then, yes. The Egyptians are very real; Annabeth and I have each fought alongside them.

What would you do if you ran out of blue food, or you could only eat red food?

Percy: How exactly is this helping new campers?

By letting them get to know you, now answer the question.

Percy: Fine. I'd die. Just kidding. I guess I'd be upset because my mom and I have been eating blue food for awhile, but there's always pizza.

What would you do if you had a half-blood sibling?

Percy: I'd be the nicest brother ever. I'd help them with pegasi and sword fighting. I'd probably be overprotective too. I think we'd get along pretty well too.

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Percy: We do not speak of them.

Okay then... On a scale of 1 to 127.5, how much do you like blue cookies?

Percy: 1 to 127.5?

Holly asked that one.

Percy: Oh. 2583.

Why 2583?

Percy: Look at the letters on those keys on a phone.

Oh. Haha, very funny.

Percy: You bet it is.

Have you ever out-pranked the Stolls?

Percy: Yes. There was this one time where they had pranked me, I don't really want to go into details, it wasn't very fun...anyways, I decided to get back at them. I got pretty much the entire camp involved too...let's just say that by the end of the day we had gone through 15 rolls of duck tape, 50 pounds of feathers, 28 jars of glitter, an opossum, and 37 bottles of glue.

What would you do if hades had to babysit you for a week?

Percy: I don't see why I'd ever need a babysitter, especially him, but I'd probably try to actually behave myself. I mean, come on, he's the god of the Underworld; if I made him mad, he'd probably blow me up.

What's the best part of being at Camp Half-Blood?

Percy: This is going to be cheesy, so get some chips. Honestly, it's getting to be alive with my fri-family. Everyone at this camp is my family. I'm proud to get to be with all of them, and glad I'm a half-blood. Sure, it usually ends up getting you killed, monsters are always after you, and you always seem to be at war, but it's all worth it to me because of the people, especially Annabeth.

Awww, Seaweed Brain! You're right, that was cheesy.

This is Annabeth Chase, daughter of Athena, wishing you luck at camp or wherever you are.