Monday
Mom : tegan u gotta go
Tegan ; i am I'm leaving
Mom ; bye
Tegan ; oh by the way going to dad tonight
Mom : okI walk out the door walking to school
Sara : hi
Tegan : hey gorge
Sara : i am already so bored
Tegan : same but where are the others Jenna said she would meet at school
Sara : with james and bella and shes ill
Tegan : ah
Sara : i never thought I'd say this but jenna might lose her virginty first like her and james spoke all night Saturday . Then shes been messaging him none stop and I'm like woah
Tegan : i guess she don't want to pay for the first few nights
Sara : well it looks like it and why are u wearing sun glasses u never wear them
Tegan ; i have an eye infection and i don't want people seeing it
Sara : the teachers are gonna be like take them off
Tegan ; then I'll pull my hair over my face because my eye is just so puffy and infected .
Sara : eww stay away
Tegan : it's not contagious
Sara ; don't care stay awayThe bell then goes and we head our separate ways
Mr keem : miss cooper glasses off
I take the glasses off
Jonah : hi
Tegan : hi
Jonah ; graduation can u please hurry i do not wanna be in this shit hole
Tegan ; i feel that school sucks balls
Jonah ; sucks balls
Tegan ; shut up
Jonah ; right weirdo
Tegan : your the weirdo
Jonah ; i am a weirdo just as not weird as u
Tegan : fair enough
Jonah : yh
Tegan ; ugh i want school over
Jonah : i want to drop out so badly but we don't have much longer
Tegan ; 1 month
Jonah : this month will drag
Tegan : honetly and I'll blam u cause I'll be stuck with u
Jonah : oi are u calling me boring
Tegan : yes
Jonah ; well same for u
Tegan : u calling me boring
Jonah ; yh cause your a boring pants who don't like partys
Tegan : aww nicest thing you've said to me
Jonah ; i know
Tegan : so nice
Jonah : I'm the sweetiest
Tegan : the cutiest
Jonah : are u calling me cute
Tegan : maybe maybe not who knows
Jonah ; u do and and your gonna tell me weither u think I'm cute or not
Tegan : am i now
Jonah ; yesI shake my head
Tegan ; nope
Jonah ; yes
Tegan : no
Jonah : tegan tell me
Tegan ; jonah go awayHe pokes my side
Tegan ; go away
Jonah ; tell me
Tegan ; fine u are cute now leave me alone
Jonah ; aww u think I'm cuteI pull a face at him
Jonah ; whats wrong with your eye
Tegan ; fuck sake
Jonah : have u got pink eye
Tegan : its an eye infection
Jonah : stay away
Tegan ; it's not contagious
Jonah : how do u know
Tegan : i went to the doctors yesterday they said its not contagious your clear .
Jonah ; fine but still stay away and no kissing people
Tegan : I'm not u who kisses a
Everyone
Jonah : i don't kiss everyone
Tegan ; well all girls u do
Jonah : haven't kissed u
Tegan : thank god
Jonah ; u wish i had
Tegan : oh yh
Jonah : yh
Tegan ; right shut up
Jonah : ok pink eyeI slap him
Tegan ; i take back calling u cute now fuck u
Jonah : u would like to fuck me
Tegan : i don't cause god knows what u got
Jonah : oiI shrug my shoulders
Jonah : i do not have shit
Tegan : sure
Jonah ; just shut up
Tegan : happily
Jonah ; can't belive uI look at him
Jonah : bully.... are u being quiet
I nod my head
Jonah ; oh thank god finally peace
I hit again
Jonah ; and i forget u can still move
Tegan ; suck a dick
Jonah ; excuse me
Tegan ; suck a dick
Jonah ; u suck a dick
Tegan : ok and u call a ballHe puts his hand on my mouth
Jonah : just shut up...omg u just lick my hand
Tegan : don't cover my mouth then
Jonah ; u disgust me
Tegan ; i disgust a lot of people
Jonah : yh
Tegan : i really want a cookie
Jonah : a cookie
Tegan : yh
Jonah : i don't see amy cookies around
Tegan ; i know thats the sad thing
Mr keem : u can goSkip rest of the day
Jenna : cooper
She jumps on my back
Tegan : fucking hell u scared me
Jenna ; good
Tegan ; how are u
Jenna ; I'm good I'm happy
Tegan : james
Jenna ; maybe
Tegan : i was surprised when he joined us at lunch
Jenna ; i was aswell he didn't say he was joining us at lunch but I'm happy he did
Tegan ; was it a good choice of person to choose for u
Jenna : the best choice u could of made
Tegan ; good
Jenna ; so have u thought anymore about the game are u gonna do it
Tegan : i don't wanna be apart of this game but I'm doing it i don't wanna pay for the first few nights cause then all my money will be gone . And i move away when summer is over and I'm gonna need the money for an aprement .
Jenna ; so we are doing this we are gonna lose our virginity by the end of the school year
Tegan : well i gotta find someone
Jenna ; jonah
Tegan : me and jonah get along as friends
Jenna : and i picked jonah so it has to be him u need to make him fall for uI nod my head
Tegan ; and well i would say u need to make james fall for u but i think you've done that already
Jenna : lets hope right see ya
Tegan : byeShe walks inside and i walk home
Tegan ; hey
Dad : hi kiddo how was school
Tegan ; eh hate school so
Dad : i know
Tegan : how was work
Dad : yh it was ok
Tegan : where's romeo
Dad ; i belive at your moms
Tegan ; oh he said he was here
Dad : hasent been here
Tegan : oh ok what ever
Dad : so what brings u here
Tegan : u live closer school so it means i can leave later then normal for school
Dad : ok
Tegan : anyway I'm changing
Dad : okI walk upstairs and i trip hitting my nose
Tegan : oh shit
Dad : for god sake
Tegan ; oh blood
Dad ; sit down before u pass out and do not look at the blood do not pass out pleaseI sit on the step trying not to look at the blood holding my nose and my dad passes me a tissue .
Dad : u feeling ok
Tegan : no i feel light headed
Dad : let me look at your noseI remove the tissue
Dad : still bleeding
Tegan : ugh
Dad : u really are getting clumsy
Tegan : i know and can my nose stop bleeding please
Dad : be more careful
Tegan ; i was walking up the stairs
Dad : well be more careful
Romeo : oh god bloodHe then passes out
Dad : for fuck sake stay there do not move I'm gonna sort your brother out
I burst out laughing and i watch my dad look after romeo
Dad : right drink this
Romeo ; did i pass out
Dad ; yes u did
Tegan : thats just funny
Dad ; don't look at her
Romeo ; someone could of warned me there was gonna be blood
Dad : well didn't know u were coming
Romeo : my god
Dad ; u guys blood
Romeo : sorry we got traumatised as kids
Dad : i know but u guys are awful
Tegan : well sorry
Romeo : please just sort yourself out
Dad : do u still feel light headed
Tegan : no
Dad : go sort yourself out i think the bleeding stoppedI get up and i trip the stair again
Dad : my god
Tegan : i didn't hurt myself this timeI walk upstairs going to my room changing clothes and i go to the bathroom cleaning my nose . And i go back to my room sitting down going on my laptop for a while.
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