strange love .

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" okay ed, what's the first thing you gotta do on your suicide mission? " the jewish asked. " it's not a suicide mission dickwad. " eddie glared at him.

" i'm becoming friends with him first. "

" pfft, good luck with that bud. " stanley chuckles. " -oh and on your grave, it should write 'take stanley's advice next time' or ' i told you so' or maybe- "

" shut it stanley. " eddie scoffs.

" anways, i was planning to ask him if he wanna go to the park- "

" woah chill there dude! i thought you said you wanted a friend, i don't remember you telling me that you're getting a boyfriend. " stanley laughs.

" i will chop off your dick and feed it to the fucking pigeons if you don't shut the fuck up. " eddie snaps. " whatever you say mr.romantic. " stanley snickers.

eddie takes a deep breath and exhales.

" laugh all you want uris, when i get him to be my friend, i'm going to mark 'loser' on your forehead. " eddie smirks.

" yeah, let's just skip that third sentence and we're good to go. "

" oh look! he's over there! " the brunette whisper-yelled.

" well, go give it a shot. " stanley shoos him.

eddie gulps and makes his way to the lanky boy.

" hi there! " eddie beamed.

" quiet down, i'm not deaf asshole. " richie scoffs.

" oh- yeah- uh- sorry. " eddie stammered.

" if you're here to waste my time i suggest you leave. " richie bluntly stated. " no actually, i was thinking... if we could y'know... " richie raises a brow. " be friends...? " eddie asks, hoping for a yes. " friends you say? " richie looks at him with a smirk.

" yeah? "

" listen kid, just because i spared your life, doesn't means i'm becoming friends with you. "

" pleaseeeeeeeeeee? i promise i won't ruin our friendship..so please? " eddie whines.

" fine, just because you're sounding like a fucking child and annoying. " richie says, before walking off. eddie squealed and ran over to stanley.

" hand over the 20 bucks stan."

" oh, not quite yet eddie, i know this friendship isn't going to last soon. " stanley smirks. " what that supposed to mean? " " oh, i just know. "