Click X Oz Crack Fanfic

Part 1 - Realization

Notes: Bold = strikethrough 

I'm not sure how we ended up like this. I had only intended to flirt a little with Oz, and maybe confess to him. I certainly didn't expect this.

I was attempting to edit Oz and I's most recent collab, but it was nearly impossible to focus. I kept getting distracted by his entrancing voice, people always rave about my voice but honestly I prefer his. My mind starts drifting to places it shouldn't as I try to edit the part of the video where Oz and I start uwu flirting (I'm not sure how else to describe it). This feeling isn't new to me, I've known about my crush on him for a while, but it's just gotten worse over time. Listening to him uwu over and over again I snap. "Fuck," I mutter to myself, praying I don't get an errection, "if I keep doing this I'll do something I'll regret."

Saving the file, I close Premiere Pro and scroll through Youtube, trying to find something to watch. I distract myself for a while, a nagging part of my brain knows I should work on the video, but I dread going back to it. Then I made the mistake of clicking on a collab between Oz and some other youtuber (I don't remember who, but it doesn't matter). Hearing Oz quip with someone else sparked an unexpected twinge of jealousy. I have no right to feel this way, I tease and jokingly flirt with One Topic all the time in our collabs. Oz and I aren't even dating, so why do I feel so bad seeing him joke with another person? This revelation sent me over the edge, whatever I felt for Oz was more than some small crush.

After thinking through my options, I messaged Blair. I needed someone to talk to and while ever since the fanfiction video she's had no patience for Oz and I, her blunt straightforwardness when it came to this topic was just what I needed.

Click:

Hey,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Blair:

Hey, what is it this time?

I'd better not have to read more fanfiction.

Click:

will you ever shut up about that?

Blair:

No.

Click:

why did i expect anything else?

anyway,,,,,, i wanted to talk about oz

we don't have to if you don't want, though

Blair:

Oh~~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So what do you have to say?

Click:

I think I like him

Blair:

And I'm a pyramid, what's new?

Click:

what do you mean? i haven't told anyone before

Blair:

You guys are so obvious, you're always flirting on sad milk and in your videos. And despite the many fanfics between you and One Topic you chose to read one with Oz instead, for a VALENTINE'S DAY video.

Click:

I guess I haven't been the most subtle but he certainly doesn't like me in that way!

Blair:

How dense are you? I'm too tired to deal with your dumbassery, just talk to him.

Or I'll talk to him for you 

Click:

what am i supposed to say?

Blair:

Just act normal, do your usual flirting thing, just trust me.

Click:

alright... i'll do it in the morning

Blair:

You'd better because if you keep stalling you'll regret it 

Good Luck!