Surviving as a British Emo is complicated. It's not that hard really, you just have to avoid getting raped or pick pocketed. (By the way both of which have happened to me) and you need to have chips and hairspray. What an odd couple, aye? Well their the most important things to an Emo ('specially a British one). Chips are like the God of all junk food for a Brit, and hairspray is the only way Emo's can keep their fringe in check if you haven't already noticed. Porn is really important too, but that's another chapter.
