Orphan Spider man

chapter 5

Rewind three days (wade is 17 in this universe but everything that happens in dead pool 1 and 2 happened but two years later. So, wade was 15 when Vanessa die. And when he went back in time he couldn't save Vanessa as he did in the movie at the end) (also, these two chapters is about how wade got to the orphanage.) alright back to the story~{author-Chan}

wade pov

when I was fighting Kang the conquer, Yeah cheese name, am I right or am I right when there was a portal that it was like when in Deadpool two when col-

"WADE, GET ON WITH IT" 'Blue' (me)

"NO"

" wade I will delete if you do get on with it"

"you wouldn't dare, if you do that's I'm going to write myself back in then I going to fucking kick your ass"

"I won't delete you if you stop talking about things that aren't important in this story"

"Fine," I said sticking up the middle fingers

"pls stop that, wade."

"Fine," I said putting down my middle fingers

"Now read it properly," she said

".....fine," I said crossing my arm not moving

" COME ON, WADE"

" damn you don't me to yell," I said as I put my finger in my ear. Then I put the book on my lap

like I said there was a black portal that was different from Kang the conquer portal so jumped inside the portal like a dumb ass-" wait why am I the dumb ass."

"because you are, now keep reading"

"wow, that was hurtful," I said acting like that offense by that

"Just keep reading.... pls"

I rolled my eyes

"and no interruptions in the story pls so I can get this publish"

"ugh, fine but I'm allowed to make joke....right"

"fine"

Ok I jumped in because I thought was one of those time-traveling portals but it was a portal to another universe that I didn't know about at the time, which bullshit. And when I jumped in to feel something weird happening to my body like get young it was an itch, and it was like my balls were getting smaller. It was weird. but hey, it could have been worse. And when I woke up I was in the street how did I get here the last thing I remember was I fight Kang the conquer.

"where the fuck am I," I said stand

I look around to see I was in New York, nighttime, and I still had my suit so no one saw my face. then a car racing toward me, I was going to ran because I didn't feel like stitching myself back again or letting my body grow again. but it was too late, the car was getting closer I can feel wind gushing so closer to my knees and my face.

"well this is just bullshit," I said getting ready for the impact

Then I was scooped up by something and swing through the air.

"OH YES, thank you, God for not let me get hit by a car again. HELL YES" I yelled putting my hands in the air.

"Hey, are you ok," said the person who scooped me up

"why yes, because your here. thank you very much~" I said closer to his

"n-no problem s-sir I-I'm a-al-always ha-happy to h-help," he said nervously

"Anyway, the name is Deadpool nice met you"

" Nice to meet you too"

"What your name, I'm new around here"

"Name spider man"

"Ok, spidery~"

"A-AL-Alright b-bye"

"Bye~"

Then he swings away. Ok, where am I'm going to sleep. I look around to see a dumpster. I guess I'm sleeping in that this going to be fun. I climb on the dumpster walls climb and lay down in the garbage. I going to find somewhere to sleep later right I'm going to stay asleep.

Back outside the book with Deadpool

after I finish reading book me going to sleep, I started to get dizzy then I blackout.

Sorry it short Byeee~

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