2. VivIan

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Ian's POV:
Nora was so different. She was the first girl that rejected me. That was so sexy.

So I tought that if I had sex with her friend, Vivian, she would be jealous.

Good plan.

Ian: Vivian! Come here!

Vivian: What happened, Ian? You're so handsome that you look UNREAL?

Ian: No. I mean, yes. But that's not what I wanted to tell you.

Vivian: Tell me tell me tell tell tell tell tell tell me

Ian: I love you, Vivian

Vivian: Didn't you say you wanted to have babies with Nora an hour ago?

Ian: I changed my mind. You're my true love. I would let you suck my toes.

Vivian:  OMG THAT'S MY FANTASY! I love you too, Ian! *smooch*

Ian: Ok, but-

Vivian: Omg our ship name would be VivIan! THAT'S SO GOALSSSSSSS!

Ian: Sure but-

Vivian: GOALSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Ian: Vivian? Are you alright?

Vivian: SSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ian: Oh shit I'm dating a snake

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