Whatever it takes *Bill x Dipper*

My Plan ruined

Bill POV
"Ummm....Hey"
"Hi you look tens do you want to get a drink with me I can pay" I mean who can say no to something free especially when it's alcohol
"Umm...i mean S-sure"
"Great come then"
(Third person)
When the two boys got to the bar Dipper was not shy on drinking
Can I get that Tron, can I get that Remmy, can I get that coke, can I get that henny, can I get that margarita on the rock, rock,rock, can I get salt all around that rim rim rim
Hey do you thing you can get me a bottle of rossee okay let get it now
( yes this is a song I just thought it fits so will with the situation)
Bill POV
The good news was I had the money to pay for it the other good news was Dipper was wasted he could barely stand that's when I made my plan into motion. By picking him up then carrying him bridal style back to his place his staying in a apartment complex when the shack was getting remodeled but never moved back With my luck I know where his spare key was
When I got inside I saw
"Hey oh no looks like Dipper went out drinking again"
"Who are you"
"Oh how rude of me my name is Candy"
I can't believe I forgot that Stupid four eyes girl, she lived here cause she needed a place close enough to her College building and try's on getting in Dipper pants. Then she had the audacity to touch my pin tree I watch her carry him to the bed
"Thank you so much on bring him back I hope it wasn't to much trouble"
"No problem" grinding my teeth
Then she close the door on my face say goodbye and shit I was hoping on not killing an more people but turn out she may be the tenth person I need to kill
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Evil laugh
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Dang it
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and I just got a boner on thinking of sucking Dipper Dick too,now I'm definitely going to kill that FAT ASS FOUR EYES