"𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙆 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗌." • a txt chatroom fic

"TALK you losers." ; day six

bullies-ByTogether

jock-taehyun:
Sometimes,
I like to think about how stupid some people are.

Choi?beomgyu!:
Same,  me too, always
@handsome_bully_choiyeonjun

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
Why in the world did you tag me in that sentence,  beomgyu

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
Yeaaahh spill the tea Beomgyu hyung
😩😩😩
We really needed that exposal

SoobinChoi:
Why are you all still awake
Its 12pm

jock-taehyun:
Sleep is for the weak
Are you weak Choi Soobin?
Are you?
Hmm?
Tell me

SoobinChoi:
Considering that i have already stated that breathing itself is exhausting and should be considered a weighty exercise
Then yes.
Yes,  Kang, i am weak.
But at least my height is actively getting taller

Choi?beomgyu!:
👀👀👀
Honestly though,  i personally find that offensive,  hyung
Height shaming is not in any way,  shape or form,  cool.

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
That sounded awfully mean Soobin hyung

SoobinChoi:
Idc
Its the middle of the f**king night,  im gonna be as mean as i want
You losers

(SoobinChoi)  changed their username to (tall_185cm_evil_bastard)

jock-taehyun:
This is unacceptable.
Your name itself is offensive to me
Oh,  and also to Beomgyu

Choi?beomgyu!:
Im pretty sure that im at least 2cm taller than you Kang Taehyun

jock-taehyun:
No you're not
Stop lying to yourself and look at the mirror

tall_185cm_evil_bastard:
Hey
Im supposed to be the mean one here
>:(

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
Lol
With that kind of emoji ur using,  you'd be seen as a giant nerd instead
Also, you're  only kneeing on Taehyun's height
I dont think you should act high and mighty just yet, Soobin

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
Oh oof @handsome_bully_choiyeonjun
Well
goodbye Choi Soobin's self esteem
🖐😌🖐

tall_185cm_evil_bastard:
I'll physically remind you of the horror I've done to you yesterday if you dont stop Yeonjun

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
WHAT
WHY?
Hueningkai is playing the supporting role for me! You saw his message right!??
You should beat him up too!!

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
HAHAHAHA
Its funny how you think you'd be able to make Soobin hyung see the faults in me Yeonjun hyung

tall_185cm_evil_bastard:
Thats it,  im having none of this,  Choi Yeonjun.
Meet me in the studio right now
Im going to beat you up again,  and this time its for trying to frame our baby,  Hueningie
>>:(((

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
See

Choi?beomgyu!:
My god,  you can actually run away with murder from him @the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie
Actually, now that i think about it,
Let's plan out a murder for Taehyun. Im getting tired of him looking at me in disgust after he saw me accidentally,  ACCIDENTALLY,  pouring the milk first before the cereal this morning.

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
Ew
Why did you pour milk first anyway
I'd murder you instead,  man

Choi?beomgyu!:
I said ACCIDENTALLY

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
Blergh 🤢🤢🤢
Fuck bro, why did you tell us this ew urgh

tall_185cm_evil_bastard:
Yeah,  uhhg
Seeing this makes me want to beat you up instead of Yeonjun

jock-taehyun:
Okay,  then it's settled
We'll murder Beomgyu hyung together tonight

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
Im in

tall_185cm_evil_bastard:
Okayyy

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
Sure 🤗🤗🤗💕💕
Count me in~~

Choi?beomgyu!:
I hate all of you with a burning passion

jock-taehyun:
The only thing burning here is your body once you're dead

Choi?beomgyu!:
Hey Kang
You have absolutely zero conscience
You know that
Right

jock-taehyun:
In fact i dont,  Choi

Choi?beomgyu!:
Thats it
I've had enough of your sass this week,  Taehyun
Are you really my friend?
I...
Im not gonna talk to you until you apologize,  Tae
This was a little funny when it first started
But now its starting to hurt me for real
...
Goodbye.

(Choi?beomgyu!) has left the chat.

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
Oh
My
God

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
Wow
Uh...
That turned out well....???

tall_185cm_evil_bastard:
Taehyun,  we need to talk.

jock-taehyun:
...

(jock-taehyun) has left the chat.

tall_185cm_evil_bastard:
Sigh

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
What's gonna happen now?
I feel really bad,  i was just joking..(｡•́︿•̀｡)
I didnt know that Beomgyu hyung would take it personally like that

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
Me neither...
I'll apologize to him tomorrow. Lets just give him some space for now

tall_185cm_evil_bastard:
I'll confront Taehyun
Our debut showcase in LA is just around the corner,  we still need to focus on practicing our vocals together too
I love them both but eversince day one of our debut,  they've been a little too harsh to each other...

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
Yeah,  thats a problem...
Hmm
Well,  lets continue this talk tomorrow, we need to sleep.

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
I agree with Yeonjun,
Lets just sleep and handle all of this with a calmer mind tomorrow.
Goodnight y'all ╰(*´︶'*)╯

tall_185cm_evil_bastard:
Ok then
Goodnight...