"Hyung! It looks like I'm stuck here with you in your house for a looooong time!"
"Is this one of your pickup lines agai-"
"Nope! The government announced an hour ago that there will be a complete lockdown in the whole country because of coronavirus at 12:30 pm"
"I-It's 1 pm now..."
"Exactly!"
Taehyung looks suspiciously at Jungkook.
"And you knew about this from the moment you came to my house, didn't you?"
"Hmmm... Maybe?"
Taehyung curses silently as he facepalms himself, trying to accept his bad luck. He catches Jungkook smirking at him, so he rolls his eyes.
"Oh by the way Taetae, are you coronavirus?"
"What the fu-"
"Cause if I had you with me, I wouldn't leave the house for weeks!"
"Oh god-"
"Well, literally you are stuck with me here for weeks so—"
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^ 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚜𝚢 ^ •𝑇𝑎𝑒𝑘𝑜𝑜𝑘•
Fanfiction"Is that a mirror in your pocket?" "Uhhh-" "Cause I can see myself in your pants!" "..." In which Jungkook tells Taehyung a cheesy and a stupid pick up line every single day. {COMPLETED} #1 in cheesy #2 in pickuplines #7 in taetae