On the 5th of June 2013 an idiotic seagull named Billy Gu was shitting from the top of the roof at Maccas, shitting all over people's McNuggets. Then this one guy got so angry at the seagull and just ate the entire seagull in one gulp, this lads name was Che. Che then ran of in embarrassment to the toilet and started to cry while taking a massive two tonne shit. Then while he was poopin' Billy Gu popped out of his ass and started flying around pooping EVERYWHERE! Che got so angry and grabbed the gull by its foot and back handed it so hard that he went inside out. The bird screamed in terror and its inners went all over Che's face. Che then ejaculated in pleasure and groaned. And then the manager came into the bathroom after he hasn't heard all of the commotion and joined in on the strange threesome. Parts were going around, in and out and all about. Then the managers wife walked in and died of a heart attack, then it became a foursome. THE END
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Che's Maccas Adventure
Short StoryThis is a a short story about a man or child named Che who went to maccas and didn't end up doing what he thought he would.
