RusAme Oneshots

No Homo (💙)

"Hey Russia! Are you going to Japan's party? Her parents are outta town, so she's hosting a party tonight!" America asked as we were walking to the library for lunch.

I shrug my shoulders, "Maybe, if she has alcohol, I'll be there, if not, I'll be at home." We look around for an empty table and find one over at the corner and walkover and sit down, as America grabs out a big bag of chips, and a soda can, and I take out my sandwich and start to eat. "Of course, you and your vodka." He says as he rolls his eyes. I nod. We sat there in silence, just for awhile, it's always like this on Fridays.

Ever since America skipped a grade, because of his 'intelligence' he bumped into me one day, at a park, or something, and we started to talk. We got closer and I guess we now became 'friends', or it's what America would say. I don't dislike him, but nor do I like him. He's annoying, can be cocky, and above all, I just hate it that he's popular. We used to eat in the cafeteria, but because everyone knew him and because he was 'friends' with the cool kids, they would always come to our table and start being pests.

So, overall, I guess this would be our secret place. Always in the corner of the library, where no one can disturb us.

"Are you going?" I ask without looking up, but I could tell he was smiling, "Hell yeah dude! Remember, Japan's parties are fucking lit!" He whispers yells. But I guess that was still kinda loud, because we got a few shushes from people around us. America whispered out a sorry. And turns his attention on me. "So? You in?"

I looked at him and sighed. There's no way out of this anyways. He'll drag me out of my house to attend any parties there' is. 'Live my life!' is what he would always say too, after he drags me into his car. 

"Sure, I'll go. But if it starts to get too crowded, and people are getting fucking annoying, we're leaving." I stated, and America's smile grew. "Yes! You won't regret it!" As he chugs down his soda and I ate the last bit of my sandwich. This party is going to be fucking hell.

~Time skip~

Both me and America step out of the car, and see Japan's house, a lot of people are already here, some drinking on the front lawn while some others who are already drunk are kicking the trashcan, cursing at it, and from inside, there is flashing color lights shining through the window. Someone was on top of the roof screaming words in a different language- while half naked.

I looked at America and shaken my head. "Nope, fuck this, take me home Amerik-" before I could finish my sentence, America cuts me off, "C'mon Russ! Don't be a party pooper, you promised you'd come with me!" he grabs my arm and starts to drag me inside. I groan in annoyance.

"Yeah, I said if there's too many people, and they're being a pain in the ass, I'm leaving-" and he cuts me off again, "Russ- c'mon dude, we haven't even got inside yet! Just stay for a couple hours and we'll leave. Please!" He turns around to face me, and gives me a puppy eye face. I sigh, with annoyance clearly showing. "Fine, I'll stay, but you're gonna be the one driving me back home. Got it?" America nods his head and his smile comes back, he then quickly drags me inside, and kicks the door open.

God, what a fucking dramatic way to open a door. There's a reason why there is a thing called doorknobs.

We went in and everybody inside went dead silent, and stared at us. America let's go of my arm and yells out, "LET'S PARTYY!!!" And everyone else cheers and yells and the music comes back on, and everybody continues to do what they were doing.

As for me, I go straight to the kitchen. Since Japan hosts a lot of parties, I already know where the alcohol is. I open the fridge and see it completely stacked with alcohol, I rummage through it, till I found something better than these cheap beer. Vodka. I grab it and open it up, and I start to chug it down. I look over towards the living room seeing America already chugging down jelly shots, and everyone around him cheering him on.