shrimp the simp: a rick astley fanfic

Chapter 1: "Never gonna give you up"

           "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down" Those words echoed in my head as I made my way to my fiancé, Pickle Ricks house. Those words, were the ones I received from the ever so enchanting Rick Astley. He came by my house just yesterday and sang me an enchanting melody. "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry" I know I shouldn't want him, but I can't help myself! His enchanting voice and luscious hair make him irresistible. I do find it strange that he only shows interest in me though, as there are many other beautiful women in our town. 

           I made my way to Pickle Ricks house and knocked on his door, and held my breath. I didn't feel like talking to my fiancé as I knew my heart belonged to Rick Astley. But I needed to break it to him. He opened the door with a demanding look on his face, wearing only a bathrobe. I knew what would come next but I knew it wasn't what I wanted. I entered and he pinned me on the floor. He started to bite my neck and I could smell his sour pickle juices. I couldn't bear it, "IM LEAVING YOU!" I shouted. The small green man stood up and questioned my exclamation. "WHAT?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR "LEAVING ME"?" He started to turn red and put his scrawny green hands into a fist. I explained that I had fallen for another man, but he kept shouting and got redder and redder. I ran out in fear he would do something he'd regret.

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          I entered my home in fear that I had been followed. I locked my door and walked upstairs then turned on the shower and took off my yellow summer dress. I stepped into the shower and began to cry. I felt unclean and needed to cleanse myself of the ungodly smell of pickle juice that came from my once fiancé. I washed my golden locks and stepped out of the shower. When I stepped out I looked onto my bedside window and saw a figure knocking on my window. It was so startling that I fell back, but just as I was about to fall onto my bathroom counter, the mysterious figure swooped me up and saved me. I had no idea as to how this figure got in through the locked window, but I didn't care once I noticed, it was in fact, Rick Astley.

thanks for reading chapter one, i swear im mentally stable and not doing drugs, also sorry chap 1 is short.