shrimp the simp: a rick astley fanfic

rick astley x reader: a simping rick and a simping reader. in this fanfic, you are dating pickle rick, a not simp, so not cool. rick astley seduces you and you leave pickle rick for rick astley. pickle rick gets angry and trys to murder rick, but it turns out that rick is actually half iron man half god and one sixtieth shaquille o'neal, so he consumes the bullet with his body and later when you guys do the nasty, he cums metal.