He isn't my Boyfriend [O.H]

14

"Um, you sure you can drive eating that?"

"What? You think that I can't?"

I ordered an ice cream the last second and was eating it while we were going back to my car. We were now going to head to the grocery so I could buy my salads. But the asshole Ethan here thought that it was a bad idea to drive while eating this ice cream.

"You really shouldn't eat it while driving. It's dangerous."

"I've eaten ice cream while driving a several times and I've got to say, it's pretty fine if you ask me, Mr. Smarty."

"It you make a car accident because of that dumb ice cream then your paying my hispital bills."

"Sure whatever."

And I started driving while I ate my ice cream. It was all okay but then some ice cream fell on the inner part of my thigh and on the seat between my thighs.

"Shit, Ethan can you hand me the tissue, the ice cream fell."

"See I told you it was a bad idea. Keep your eyes on a road I'll clean them. The last thing I want is waking up in a hospital."

"I can do it."

"Peter! Keep your eyes on the fucking road! God save me, bloody hell."

I gulped he was right, so I just keptmy focus on the road.

"Sorry, but you know god save me and bloody hell doesn't really work well together. Don't ya think?"

"Shut up and drive. I don't need you opinion, especially when I'm a minute away of dying."

"That's low."

"Not when I'm in this state, it's a fact for now."

Ans then I felt the ice cream on the seat sliping as it melt to the inner part of my legs. Shit shit shit. What's takinh him so long? It isn't hard to find that damn tissue, I only keep a few stuff in my car.

"Ethan hurry! The ice cream in melting!"

"Calm down princess. The ice cream isn't going to kill you."

He finally grabed the tissues and started to wipe the ice crem that fell on my inner thigh first. That bitch, is he dumb or what?

"You should wipe the ice cream on the seat first. It's melting and keeps on sliding down! Now I'm gonna look like as if I pissed in my jeans."

"Oh shut up."

As he started to wipe the ice cream on the seat his hand moved to the inner. I fliched. He caught me flinching and kept on wiping the same place that was infront of my di-di-buddy. When he wiped, his hand brushed th-the-it. I couldn't even check if he was actually wiping the ice cream or he was just faking it! It was as it he was teasing me? God save me.

"E-Ethan are you done?"

"Yep, all done now. Clean as new."

From then I just couldn't dare to say anything. I speeded up a bit to the grocery store.

When we got to the salad isle the plain salads were at the top shelf and the chicken salads on the very bottom. I would usually eat plain but maybe I could try chicken this time. And then I got an idea. I had to get revenge on what happened in the car, so why not?

I bent down without bending my knees so that my ass would be upwards. I tried to fetch the chichen salad on one arm swiff. I failed one my first try. My second try was really close. Then I got the salad on my third try! When I got the salad I forgot the teasing Ethan and was kinda proud. 

I turned around with a smile holding  up my slad in victory. 

Ethan was looking at me like I was some weirdo.

"What on Earth are you doing? Just grad the rest of the salads and let's get going. And stop sticking you ass up, it's embarassing."

"Just wait a second. I really want to get this. Also, we are the only ones in this isle, I don't find it embarassing why would you?"

And I got on with fetching the salads with arm swifts and without bending my knees thing.

"Gosh this is going to take forever." I heared Ethan say with a sigh.

Then I got my second salad on my third swift. 

"See? Not that forever."

"Yeah, yeah, let's get going now."

"No, I need three more." I said with a frown.

"Fucking hell, your kidding right?"

And I started to get the salads again. I've got to say, I was a win-win for me. Teasing Ethan and playing a salad catching game.

"Never in my life would I have thought getting five salads would take more than 5 seconds. But I got to say, I have a good angle of your ass here. Plus your wearing jeans, tight jeans, super tight."

So the teasing was working.

"Good thing we are the only ones in the isle." He added.

"They aren't that tight." I replied rolling my eyes even he couldn't see me rolling them.

Then suddenly I felt a pair of hands on each side of my waist. I instantly froze fogetting that my knees could hurt if I froze on this bending down position. That fucking bloody bitchy asshole. Then he bent down as the same position on top of me. This felt so fucking wrong. Too wrong. But tiny bit of right-ness at the same time. I mean, we were in a public place!

"I told you to stop sticking you ass up. It makes me want to take you right here. You are messing with the wrong person." He whispered in my ear.

Shit ass.

I was speachless again. Reality hit me and I stood up and stomped away in anger but also trying to hide my blush.

My revenge just back fired me. I have to get him back.

We were in my car heading to my place. In complete silence. Then another idea popped in my head. I placed my hand on Ethan's thigh.His eyes grew huge. And I could tell that he didn't really know how to react. It was kinda funny how he said "You are messing with the wrong person." 10 minutes earlier but now all he is doing is turning to the window. Thinking to slightly setp up, I started to draw circles with my finger in his inner thigh. 

It took everything on me to not tape his reaction. It was kinda priceless. I didn't stop.

Sadly we arrived at my apartment. We got out and the second I shut the door before I knew it I was being dragged by Ethan by my wrist. His grasp was so strong I couldn't get out. I could tell he was stronger than me by looking at his muscles. But I didn't expect him to be this strong!  Don't get me wrong, I had muscles too but he was more fit than me. 

Wait, why is he dragging me? Was it anger? Or to get on the project quickly?

He pressed the elevator going up button. And before I could make a blink Ethan smashed his lips on mine. 

First I was confused but the next thing was finding myself kissing back! Ethan's hands found their places to my waist. The kiss was making me breathless. It was so passionate that there wasn't and place for the word soft to fit in our kiss. 

Ding

That sound told us the elevator had arrived. I had to pull back for air. I was going to pull back for air and to get on the elevator. But Ethan's lips had a different idea. As I pulled back my lips were chased right after my his lips. Ethan pushed me into the elevator making me step backwards.