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It was a super boring day in my super duper secret lab, under Oprah's House. I had done nothing all day, I was just stuffing my face with chocolate cake. The whole cake. When all of a sudden someone popped up on my big ass screen. It was Lil Huddy. "Hey you fatass bitch! I've kidnapped Tony. He's in the Hype House, tied up. If you want him to live you'll have to come and get him". Then just like that he disappeared from my screen. "That rude bitch! He called me a fatass". I whispered to myself. I turn to the other huge screen behind me to see my crew members. The Pussycat Dolls and Britney Spears. "You ready?" They asked. "No" I reply reluctantly. "Well too bad, we have the homosexual dinosaurs ready". That's when i hear them, a loud, big "YASSSSS!"

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