Tony Lopez - Damsel In Distress

Part II - Roadblock, battle with Jesus

We all gathered up equipment and we set off to rescue that son of a bitch Tony. "Why is Lil Huddy kidnapping Tony? Is he gay?" I ask Britney. "Idk maybe they are secret gay lovers" She replied. "Gross" replied a big booming voice from the sky. "Jesus?" I ask. "Yes you f*ggot, it's me. Jesus" He replied. I look up to see his smelly gross ass body and his ugly weave. "We do NOT stan homophobia here!" I scream back at him. "And what is your fatass gonna do about it bitch?" replied Jesus. I then hear it, the sound of an angel in the distance getting closer, i look behind me and see Crystal Methyd flying towards Jesus. "Imma beat his ass" She said in her angelic voice. I look on in awe as Crystal grabs Jesus and opens up a portal to hell. She throws him in and he burns. "I will be taking his place as the Drag Daughter of god." She said. I burst into tears "CRYSTAL NO! YOU CANT GO UP TO HEAVEN! WE ALL NEED YOU HERE DOWN ON EARTH." I scream with sad sad tears of a clown. "It's ok child, i will be looking over you." she said in her angelic voice. Before i could reply. she disappeared. Britney hugs me and comforts me as i continue to cry. "Come on guys, we need to get going" said the pussycat dolls. we all get back on our homosexual dinosaurs and we ride to the Hype House. After hours of riding. We see the Hype House in the distance. But someone is blocking our way...