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Us Lesbians

This foreign man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way. He calls the bartender over and in a thick accent and somewhat broken English says, 'I like to buy those ladies drinks.'

The bartender replies, 'It won't do you any good.' The foreign man, with a confused look on his face says, 'Not matter, I want buy those women drinks.'

So the bartender delivers the drinks to the ladies and they acknowledge the drinks with a nod of their heads. About a half hour later, the man approaches the women and says, 'I like to buy two drink more for you ladies.'

The women both reply, 'It won't do you any good.'

The foreign man says, 'Me not understand. What you mean 'won't do me any good'?'

The first woman says, 'We're lesbians.'

To which the foreign man asks, 'Lesbians? What is a lesbians?'

To which the second woman replies, 'Lesbians! We like to lick pussy.'

The foreign man yells, 'Bartender, three beers for us lesbians.'