Bf: *playing video games not listening to us*
What we say: "Babe. Dinner is done. We'll play later."
What we want to say:
LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKER! I KNOW YOU AIN'T PLAYING MY GAME! I WAS GONNA LEVEL UP, BUT NO! GET IN THAT KITCHEN AND EAT THE DAMN LASAGNA I MADE YOU!
Bf: *Runs into kitchen*
Us: Fucking finally
*Sits down and plays video game*
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~Melissa
