Us: "Babe, How does this look?"
Bf: "Good." *Still stares at phone*
What we say: "Thanks babe."
What we think:
OI YOU FUCKER! I needed your damn opinion! Nigga please! I swear sometimes the only reason I'm with you is your credit card. I wanted your fucking opinion. Now I have no idea if I should put it back or not.
Fucker now yo ass is gonna buy me some pizza.
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~Melissa
I do not aim to offend anyone and I don't think a lot of girls are with guys because of their credit cards, but if I'm mad at you, then you're fat, ugly, and annoying.
That's girlfriends for ya sweetcheeks.
