Neko's Aren't Toys

Chapter 3 Burn The Bitch Down! I Never Will Cross That Bridge Again!

When the other two came back home, they were greeted by a very happy Neko and a somewhat grumpy human.

"What happened here kiddo?"

"I beat Roman at all the board games. Now he's mad because he was actually trying to win. The worst part is, I beat him in poker and now I have a bunch of money I don't know how to spend."

"Why! Why are you so good! You never even heard of some of these before!"

"I'm a natural" (a bleeding heart of stone. You gotta be so cold, to make it in this world. Ok I'll stop)

"Well, how much money did you win?"

"200."

"Dollars?"

"Yeah."

"We could go shopping with that money! Whadaya say kiddo?"

"What do- why do I bother anymore?"

"Is Logan okay?"

"He's fine, just a little grammar Nazi."

"Oh, so he's shooketh?"

Logan visibly blanked, muttering under his breath.

"I think you broke him."

"Where'd you get that one kiddo?"

"It was in a vine compilation on YouTube. I managed to sneak onto the computer at a former owner's."

"Well that's cool kiddo!"

"The fuck does that mean?"

"Language!"

"What does fuck mean?"

"Yeah what does it mean Logan?"

Logan slightly panics.

"Hey, didn't we agree on shopping?"

"Oh yeah, should I change?"

He was wearing an adidas sweatsuit.

"Nah, you're good."

Time skip brought to you by what the- TALKING BIRDS! You can't escape us.

Virgil walked into the Hot Topic and immediately saw a collar he liked.

Black collar with spikes (the picture ain't workin')

"Can I have this one?"

"Sure, pick whatever else you want."

Just then a man walked in the store. Virgil saw him and hid behind Roman.

"What's wrong kiddo?"

"Th-that's father."

"Oh shoot."

"What's wrong with his father?"

"I'll tell you later, let's go."

They paid for the collar before leaving the store.

Time skip brought to you by When I think about my worries and I think about my strife, here is what I simply say~ AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

"Do we really need more clothes for me? We already have three bags."

"Yep!"

"Not really..."

"No."

"Ookay then?"

"We should get a back-up collar, and Starbucks."

"What's Starbucks?"

"Correction, we need to get Starbucks. We should get a back-up collar."

"I agree."

"Alright, let's get 'Em. Ya got any preferences kiddo?"

"Spikes. If the Starbucks has chocolate I'm in." (Lol me)

"Okay, let's get a spiky collar!"

They went into a random store, and Virgil found another collar that he liked.

Purple collar with spikes (the picture ain't workin')

"This one!"

"I'm starting to find a trend in your aesthetic."

"Well it has spikes."

"Let's just get it and go to Starbucks."

Time skip brought to you by I am.. shooketh

"Starbucks is awesome!"

"You have a sugar high don't you?"

"What! No..."

Virgil then proceeds to literally vibrate the entire way home. When the car door opens, he suddenly becomes a purple blur and appears at the door of the house with all the bags. He is still vibrating. Logan and Roman looked at Patton accusingly as they got out the car and walked up to the house.

"Okay, maybe I overdid it with the caramel in his order. But I didn't know this would happen! Plus, he looked so happy when he had his first sip!"

"Maybe? He's literally vibrating! That's not supposed to be humanly possible!"

"I sat next to him, it was like getting a massage. That's not supposed to happen."

"He's starting to slow down."

"Oh boy he's crashing."

Roman caught him, Patton picked up the bags, and Logan opened the door. They set Virgil down in his bed and his bags in the closet, before going downstairs to make dinner. They prepared dinner in silence before Logan addressed the figurative elephant in the room.

"What is wrong with Virgil's father?"

"While you guys were at work, I asked Virgil what the gunshot thing was about. He- he said his mom cheated on his father with their Neko, which was his dad. His father found out and killed them both, before renting him out to people until someone bought him."

Patton was sobbing, and Logan was crying silently. Roman consoled them both, he himself being close tears despite hearing this before.

"Why? He didn't deserve that! He's so sweet!"

"I don't know Patton, sometimes bad things happen to good people."