Neko's Aren't Toys

Chapter 4 Sex is Always the Answer! It's Never a Question!

"Virgil! I have a question for you~."

"Roman, you're scaring me. Are you up to something? Again?"

"No~ I was just wondering if you would like some chocolates?"

Roman presented Virgil with a small box of chocolates. Virgil has a big sweet tooth, so he obviously took one without hesitation. (It's an art form of consummate skill~)

"Yeah sure!"

He bit it, but while chewing he started feeling... weird.

"What'd you put in this master?"

Virgil slapped a hand over his mouth. Roman chuckled, lifting him bridal style.

"So, I gave you an obedience chocolate, hence the master thing. You have to do what I say for the day."

"But why?!"

"Because I want a rematch! And you refuse to give me one!"

Virgil just looked at him, unamused.

"Bruh. That was months ago. Let it go."

100, games, later.

"How?!"

"I dunno master. Honestly the master thing is sorta kinky don't ya think?"

"What do you know about kinky?"

"I know you have a biting kink. I have a licking kink. Patton has a daddy kink. And Logan has a sir kink. After a few years of being a sex slave you learn a few things. But no one will tell me why people say fuck during sex."

Roman is blushing and sweating madly. He is very much uncomfortable with this situation and his accuracy.

"Well, fuck is a synonym of sex."

"Ooohhh, well why didn't ya just say so!?"

"It's an embarrassing topic for some people."

"Why?"

"I don't know. Can we leave this topic alone please?"

"Yes master~."

"...I see your point. Never use that tone again."

"Yes master."

"Jesus Christ."

The door opened to reveal Patton and Logan to the uncomfortable human and the calm Neko.

"Thank God, I don't know how you deal with his questions Logan. Help me!"

"What happened?"

"Roman gave me a weird chocolate that makes me call him master. I pointed out the fact that it's sorta kinky and he asked what I know about kinky stuff. So I pointed out your kinks and asked him what fuck means so he told me, and I win!"

"Again?!"

"Oh yeah, and we've been playing games this entire time but he's getting frustrated since I keep beating him at them."

"I'm not frustrated!"

"You were just yelling 'How!?' Before I brought up the kinks."

"Okay, so I was a little wound up. Big deal!"

"Y-... you flipped, the monopoly board..."

"Roman!"

"You know I rage from time to time! Besides, no harm no foul!"

"You flipped it on my head."

"Roman!"

"Okay, some harm, some foul! Just, how!?"