School Love Affair - Mineta Minouru X Daisuke Kambe

chapter 3- love triangle incest?!

Daisuke Kambe was a mess. After the whole mineta office incident he had felt so ASHAMED of himself that he had stopped coming to school. Like his grape ex lover, he had grown depressed. He stopped taking care of himself and now had grown a beard and mustache. His hair lice had spread to his beard and would tickle him as he ate. His beard was also a little bit moldy because he never bothered to clean the food that got stuck in there. Daisuke had not gotten off of his couch for a week, not even to piss. Instead, every time he needed to urinate he thought of minetas juicy humongous bubbly peachy ass and how he had lost that forever. This sadness would make him cry and start singing the boku no pico intro song, which in turn made him , pee and sometimes ejaculate through his pants. It didn't help that he had an omorashi piss kink fetish. Sometimes if he cried extra hard, he would shit. As a result, the poor excuse of a man lay on the worn out leather couch with stale urine and piles of pasty shit all around him. Flies had manifested on top of the shit and tics had begun to reside alongside the lice in his scalp.

As he finished watching markiplier fnaf gameplays for the 6th time that week, someone came into the room. He didn't have any roommates, so daisuke began to feel scared, it was probably an intruder. He pissed himself again which sucked, because the piss stream picked up some watery shit that was smeared on the couch and trickled into the bag of shredded cheese he was eating ://. He then began to cry. He was going to be murdered. In his last moments he started singing again. "what does the fox say...". Singing was his only way of expressing emotion. He didn't deserve someone with such a juicy volumptuous bussy— mineta. It would be better if he just died here. Daisuke accepted his fate of being killed by the intruder and continued to eat his shredded cheese while waiting for the murderer to come in. However, the face that walked in the doorway was completely unexpected. In the doorway, covered in piss, blood and cum, stood none other than mineta minouru. He was wearing nothing at all and his cock and balls were hanging out. The grape boy smirked as daisuke stared in silence, not knowing what to say. Sexily, mineta strutted over to him on the shit stained couch, coming very close. Suddenly, mineta jumped on the couch, straddling daisuke. Kambe could feel minetas huge gargantuan balls and cock pressing on his stomach. Daisukes breath hitched. As he looked up at mineta with that sexy juicy smirk on his face, he began to get aroused. "In newYork concrete jungles made to inspire you.." he sang sexily and groughly which made daisuke even hornier. "M-m-mineta!! What are you doi-" daisuke was interrupted when mineta began to lap up the pools of mixed shit cum and piss that had conglomerated into pools surrounding daisuke. Daisuke followed minetas small pink tongue as it darted out to lap up the pools of liquid. So fucking hot. Daisuke though, resting his hand on minetas purple ball head. "Good kitten 😏😏." He said. He knew he wasn't good enough for mineta, but the arousal he was feeling right now overpowered him. Mineta scooped up some shit from the sofa on his tongue and smeared it across kambes neck as he licked it. "Nnnghh~~ aaHh~ mineta!" Daisuke closed his eyes and moaned. However, when he opened his eyes, he noticed that mineta had whipped out a knife and was pointing it at his throat. His smirk was wide and evil, and daisuke felt a bit horny even then, but his fear quickly overcame him. "Tgis is for leading me on you fucking whore ass femboy. Your shit does not evnn taste that good." Mineta began to press the tip on the knife slowly into kambes chest, who moaned but quickly stifled it and began to scream. "mineta please don't I'm so sorry! Please don't!" He cried even more as Mineta raised the knife high above his head and was about to stab daisuke when suddenly he passed out and fell on top of daisuke. Shocked, daisuke looked at who had knocked out mineta and saved him. There, standing before him was none other than suzue kambe, his sister and ex girlfriend. She scoffed. "Looks like you needed me again~" she purred, dropping her baseball bat that she had struck mineta with and crossing her arms. Even though he had just almost died, daisuke couldn't deny that she looked a bit... sexy. Daisukes heart raced again. He really hoped he wouldn't fall in love with his sister... again.

A/N: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY SOME OF YALL ARE COMING FROM TIKTOK IM SO CONFUSED!!! also incest is yummy and love triangle?????? perhaps?????