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m.tuan___ guys i'm distraught :( what do straight men like??????

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imbumbum i dunno.. girls? women maybe?? even females perhaps???
      m.tuan___ @imbumbum this is the dumbest comment i've ever read

parkgae bby, did you fall for another straight🥺
      m.tuan___ @parkgae yes and i'm really sad about this one because it's been a one sided love for years🥺🥺
      parkgae @m.tuan___ i'm sorry you have to go through that my love😔💞
      wanggae @parkgae ????? he's legit talking about tae??

wanggae am i the only person realizing that this is about taehyung????
      m.tuan___ @wanggae no one is asking you wang
      wanggae @m.tuan___ mark you good? do i need to come over??
      m.tuan___ @wanggae please? :(

crackhead omg my contact name 😳💞
      m.tuan___ @crackhead ily🥺💞

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then there were six😳

666cyj666
guys
Mark was acting really weird earlier
is he okay???

parkgae
i see what you mean
his caption was oddly... normal

bambam1
really?
isn't he always sensitive? and mean?

666cyj666
sensitive? yes but he usually hides it
mean??? is he mean?
like ever?

bambam1
he threw a laptop at my head
remember??

crackhead
you deserved it

bambam1
did NOT

wanggae
it's obvious that he's just in another one of his "kim taehyung i'm in love with you why can't you notice me instead of the whore named kelsey down the street" moments

666cyj666
i guess that could be it.
are you at his place?

imbumbum
what's going on with my markie pooh
i will murder every straight man i come in contact with

parkgae
uh jaebum
once again
he is not our son

wanggae
yeah i just got here

666cyj666
well?

wanggae
found the source of the problem,,

parkgae
what is it???
is my baby okay?

imbumbum
not our son huh?

parkgae
shut up im jaebum

imbumbum
i am older than you park jinyoung

wanggae
he got into his parents liquor cabinet
again

666cyj666
man
we really should lock that thing

bambam1
but shouldn't his parents be locking it??

crackhead
yeah
it is their cabinet
they should be held responsible

bambam1
periodt

wanggae
i was right about the first half
he has his 'tae's solos' blasting on repeat
and is asleep
on his counter

crackhead
jesus
he's a mess

bambam1
yeah
i wanna be just like him🥺

666cyj666
take care of him jacks
you know how he gets
thank you lol

wanggae
no problemo
jesus it's a mess
i'm gonna try and clean before the beast awakens

bambam1
aight peace
2 out

crackhead
3 out!!!

imbumbum
4 out!

666cyj666
5 out!!!!!!!!!

parkgae
adios

666cyj666
jinyoung?

parkgae
absolutely not

imbumbum
pleaseeeee

parkgae
no

666cyj666
i'll get you grilled pork belly👀👀

parkgae
. . .
6 out

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lol that screenshot is an actual convo i had with my friend earlier and i thought it'd fit the 'comedy' of marks posts