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Funneh: *Loses Draco in crowd*

Funneh:  Peppa......

Draco suddenly appearing: wHaT ArE yOu DoInG iN nEw YoRk?!                                                                          

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Lunar: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in. 

Alec: Ridiculous, give me one example of this

Draco: Spiders.

Gold: Wasps.

Kyran: Chihuahuas.

Funneh: Rainbow.

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Lunar: Welcome to Applebee's. Do you want apples or bees?

Kyran: B-bees???

Lunar: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!!

Alec walking in while holding a jar of bees:

Kyran: WAIT-

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Kyran: I like your dress.

Gold: Thanks! it was 50% off.

Kyran attempting to flirt: I'd like it 100% off.

Gold: The store can't just give out free stuff. 

Kyran: That's not what I-

Gold: That's a terrible way to run a business, Kyran.

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 Gold: Wait. Are you flirting with me?

Kyran: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.

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Draco: Chillax

Lunar: That's not a word.

Draco: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.

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Yandere: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong?

Celeste: People die when you have fun.

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Valerie: I've made the decision to trust you.

Yandere: A horrible decision, really.

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Rainbow: *Ordering cake over the phone*

Shop Employee: And what would you like your cake to say? 

Rainbow, covering the phone to look at krew members: Do we want a talking cake?

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Rainbow: Funneh, what did I tell you about calling Felicia the devil?

Funneh: That it's offensive to the devil?

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Rainbow: Everyone, what color is Lunar's shirt? 

Funneh: Gray.

Draco: Gray.

Gold: Gray.

Rainbow: Uh-huh. Now Lunar tell them what color you said your shirt was.

Lunar:

Lunar:.........Dark white.

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Funneh: I want to wake up with you the rest of my life.

Alec: I get up at 5:00 AM.

Funneh: Nevermind.

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Kyran: So, I heard you like bad boys.

Gold: No, not really.

Kyran: Oh, thank the gods.

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Celest: Where are you going?

Yandere: To get coffee or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car.

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Funneh: I got my license two years ago.

Rainbow: What!? Why didn't you say anything?

Funneh: I like being chauffeured around.

Funneh: It makes me feel important.

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A/N- Should I do a KOLD chapter next or a FALEC Chapter I can't decide. 

 

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