Kyran: So how do I tell a girl I like, I love her?
Gold: Just suck it up and do it!
Kyran: Ok, I love you
Gold: Awww, Love you too, now go tell her!
Kyran: I just did...*attempts to wink*.......
Gold: How did it go?! Did she say it back?!
Kyran: Dude...........
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Gold: I have feelings for you...................
Kyran: You do?!
Gold: Yes. I feel your a little annoying.
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Gold: I wish there was something between us........
Kyran: Really?! Like What?!
Gold: A wall.
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Gold: I thought I'd fallen in love, but after further investigation, I found out I was pushed.
Funneh, Valerie, and all the Kold shippers: WHAAAAAAAATTT! PFFFFFFFFFT, NO WAY!
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Kyran: *gets down on one knee*
Kyran: Gold...........................Will you watch sonic the hedgehog with me on Valentines day?
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Kyran: OW! I fricking cut my finger!!
Gold: Let me kiss it to make it better!
Kyran: ?????.....How does that help?
Gold: Whenever my little brother and sisters would get hurt, I'd kiss it to make it better. Always worked!
Kyran: ..................I see
(LATER)
Kyran: Alec......I need you to punch me in the face.
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Gold and Kyran: Relationships are like a walk in the park.
Senpai in the distance: Yeah..................Jurassic Park.
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Kyran: How are supposed to defeat Yandere?
Gold: I'm not supposed to have any ideas. I'm the hot one.
Alec: I'm pretty sure I'm the hot one.
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Evan: I am the ultimate 3rd wheel.
Gold cuddling with Kyran: You shouldn't think that way.
Alec holding Funnehs hand: Yeah, what makes you say that?
Valerie kissing Senpais cheek: Completely untrue.
Evan:
Evan: Wow. I have leveled up to the fifth wheel. I am truly powerful.
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Alec: Just tell her your beautiful.
Kyran: Good idea. Thanks.
Kyran to Gold: I'm beautiful.
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Kyran: You're probably one of the most beautiful women who doesn't even know it.
Gold: Oh, I know it.
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A/N-Sorry there wasn't that a lot
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