Chapter 3: FALEC

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A/N-The first one isn't technically a FALEC per-say, But I just thought it was funny and I can relate.

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Funneh: This Year's Valentines Day...............I will enjoy long romantic walks................................To the fridge.

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Kyran: Are you in love with funneh?

Alec: *Sweats*...........no.

Kyran: Then why did you draw 'F+A' in hearts everywhere??

Alec: Its stands for frustration and anger.

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Funneh: Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me.

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Alec: Did Funneh just tell me she loves me for the first time.

Gold: Yeah, she did.

Alec: ..............and did I do fingerguns back?.....

Gold: Yeah.......you did.

All of the Falec shippers: *Facepalms*

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Alec: Can I tell you a secret?

Funneh: I wouldn't recommend it, no.

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Kyran: How was the honeymoon?

Alec: Funneh got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate. 

Alec: Then she said, "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt."

Kyran:

Alec: I love her.

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Alec sees someone trying to climb up a dead tree: HA! What an idiot!

Alec realizes that its Funneh:     (<-------A/N-See what I did there?)

Alec: Wait. That's my idiot!

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Alec: *Walks into the kitchen*

Funneh: It feels a little muggy out today...

Alec: I swear if all the mugs are in the front lawn i'm leaving you.

Funneh: *Sips coffee from a bowl*

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Alec: When I get married, I want a partner of the upmost, highest, and logical mindset.

Funneh: *Bumps into tree then apologizes to it*

Alec: I want that one.

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Funneh: Annd that kids is when I met your father.

Alec: Yep!

Kids: Soooo...what happened to Evan?

Funneh: 

Alec:

Funneh: .......Let's just say......Levan has set sail.

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Alec: I have no fears!

Evan: What if you woke up one day and Funneh was taller than you?

Alec:

Alec: I have one fear!

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*Alec and Funneh were chatting when the lights suddenly turned off.*

Funneh: It's dark.

Alec: Well i'm not scared of the dark! I have only ONE fear and it's NEVER gonne come true!

*Lights turn back on*

Funneh Looming over Alec: I think I hit a growth spurt....

Alec: ......

Alec: EEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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A/N-Ok so I tried to find alot but it's VERY hard. I think from now on i'm just gonna do the whole krew and Yandere high series. No more "Special" chapter. Buh Bye now! Oh and I forgot to mention this before but the picture below was made by me. Tell me what you think.                                                             

                                                             

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