ESTROGEN NAHI DRAGON HAI🙏

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A fun chapter that is filled with lots of relaxing vibes.....just enjoy this one....regardless of the storyline...a break from suspense and emotional stuff..

A chapter that ShahSAIR wanted ,the pampering is coming right up.
And ofcourse a dedication to DarshiRao and my mood swings...hahah we all know its fkn hard.

And a shoutout to all the ladies for riding the dragon every month and lots of respect for men who stay with these women during this ride 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Women....You know how some days you just want to kill someone just for breathing next you and you have no idea why???
Like they haven't done anything particularly annoying but anything they do irritates you...
Like...damn bro stop breathing, you are annoying me🤣🤣🤣

And sometimes you see a man kissing a dog and you cry rivers and be like.. awwwww look at that.. m so fucking lonely...no one loves me.
While your man stares at you yet again like he cannot believe you.

And my most fav.one..
When a man leaving a woman in a fucking movie makes you tear up like a crazy person and you are on a wild emotional ride for no apparent reason...while everyone around you runs away from you like you just said
"DRACARYS... TO ONE OF YOUR THREE DRAGONS AND ORDERED THEM TO BURN THE VILLAGE DOWN"
(what's up GAME OF THRONES reference)

And then finally ...in the morning you are greeted by mother nature with hell lots of blood from your privates and it finally hits you...
"YES...YES...I AM NOT A WEAK ASS BITCH WHO CRIES IN MOVIES OR I AM NOT SOMEONE CRAZY WITHOUT A REASON....I HAD A REASON BITCH...I GOT MY PERIODS"

(Author's note-If talking about this makes you feel uncomfortable, you should stop reading mature content and smut as well....sex is a choice ...periods are not...so grow the fuck up or nope that's it...grow the fuck up...or better yet..skip the chapter...thankyou)

Our sweetheart was having a bad day...and it was just 9 in the mrng.
Shehnaz was cuddled in bed with a cushion in her lap and a cup of coffee in her hand.
She was groaning and cursing coz this is not how anyone should wake up.

Wtf man.....she thought to herself
"Kabhi kabhi sochti hun pregnant ho jaun...9 mahine ki chutti mil jayegi..bc"

But then again ,jo 9 mahine baad halat hogi uska kya...haye yar koi aaram hi ni hai saali zindagi mein.

She forced her airpods in her ears and tried to listen to some music but as you all guessed....
no song was quote..."Achi vibe wala" song right now and after 10 minutes of struggle,she threw her phone on the side and turned so that her face was smushed into the pillow...she screamed into it and that woke sidharth up.

He groggily opened his eyes and saw shehnaz in a weird position
Sid looked at her to analyze what was happening.
Hmmm.
1. She is wearing baggy pants
2. She is groaning in pain.
3. She has her face into the pillow and is clutching the sheet real tight.
Hmmm,he knew what was it but he wanted to make sure,so he performed a test

"Good mrng baby"
Sana*stinging*Swah te khe good mrng...so ja chup chap.

Sid smiled to himself...wah sidharth kya sahi analyze kiya hai tune....great going bud...aise toh jldi hi sana pe book likh skta hai tu.

He cuddled her back and whispered in her ear
"Kab hua"
Sana -subah...aaannnnn i hate everything....ye room mein itni light kyun hai...aur kya chamkeela sa bedsheet hai ye sidharth...bakwas colour.

Sid-Umm....tu leke aai thi remember...
Sana turned immediately to look him in the eye and sid realized his mistake...

"Mera mtlb hai baby.....pta ni kaise aagyi thi ghar mein...phenk denge isko abhi k abhi"

 ISHQ KI BAAZIYAN❣❣❣जहाँ कहानियाँ रहती हैं। अभी खोजें