Not hot, but Spicy

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I meet up with Rich Brian after Chemistry and tell him about Chris.

"He sounds hot, is he nice?"

I nod yes as another guy catches my eye. He's got green hair and his skin's kinda red [guess who].

"Whoa, wait, who's that?" I ask.

Rich Brian turns around and replies, "Oh, thats Sriracha. He's pretty popular around here."

I can see why.
Sriracha looks at me and his gaze lingers on me for a long time. Normally, it would make me uncomfortable, but since he's so hot it's okay.

"What class do you have next?" Rich Brian asks me, taking my attention from the spicy sir.

[There is no next class because cliche Wattpad stories skip to lunch or the end of the day and you know, I'm kinda lazy.]
It's lunch time now and I scan the cafeteria, looking for Rich Brian.

"Hey, Eric!"

I turn my head and see Chris, sitting with some other guy. I don't know this other guy but I hate him because he looks like he'd be the type to steal my man.

"Come sit with us," Chris says.

So I do, glaring at this other tall guy. Tall guy looks at me like I'm crazy, but then extends his hand.

"Hi, my name's Josh."

I scrunch up my nose, huh, Josh, how basic. Besides the fact he had a basic name and a crusty hand, I shake his hand back.

"Eric." I reply.

We stare at each other for a long time, shaking each other's hands. [Sorry, haha, but just imagine 😒🤝😳, that'd be awkward]

"Uh, Sriracha is having a party at his mansion tonight and is inviting everyone. You guys wanna go?" Chris asks.

I snatch my hand from Josh's and nod, eating a bite of my sandwich, who by the way, the lovely lunch lady made for me. I danced for her and will continue to in the following days.

"So, where'd you come from?" Josh asks, trying to get rid of the awkward silence.

"Your moms house."

Chris starts laughing and Josh doesn't.

"I don't have a mom."

Chris stops laughing and puts his hand over his mouth, I just gasp, but deep down inside, I don't give a fuck. After the weird quietness which seems to happen a lot, Josh laughs, "I'm just kidding."

Chris starts laughing with him and it isn't funny to me so I flip him off and leave. I walk into the bathroom, look in the mirror and start crying cause, Chris likes basic Josh more than I.
Suddenly I start to sweat and somebody's hand rests on my shoulder. I know exactly who it is.

"Sriracha?"

"Yea, are you okay?"

"Well, I'm better now that you are here."

Sriracha and I kiss passionately for the next five minutes.

"Am I interrupting something?"
We stop kissing and turn toward the restroom door. Oh shit.

"Uh, no. Can we help you?" Sriracha replies, stepping in front of me.

"Well this is a public restroom, what do you mean?" Josh snaps back.

"Chill out, let's just leave," I say, grabbing Sriracha's hand. I've known him for about five minutes and am already madly in love with him. We exit the bathroom.

"Come to my house after school."

It sounded more like a demand than a question so I just say, "Okay."

Rich Brian runs up to me, "Where have you been?"

I let to of Sriracha's hand, "I was just in the bathroom, what's wrong Rich Brian?"

"Oh, Josh told everyone you were making out with Sr-" Rich Brian stops as he sees
Sriracha behind me.

"Is it true?" He gasps.

"Is what true?"

"That you and Sriracha were making out."

That snake! I knew I couldn't trust Josh. First trying to take my man and now spreading rumors about me, what would the lunch lady's think? Hopefully Chris still wants to smash with me.
I run back into the cafeteria with murderous thoughts. Spotting Josh I curl up into a ball like sonic and throw my whole body at him, causing him to fall.  Everyone crowds around us with their phones out, some yelling at us to fight.

"Why the hell did you tell everyone I was making out with Sriracha?" I scream at him.

"I didn't, I only told Chris and some jock heard me."

"I don't believe you, snake." I say punching him in the face.

Everyone goes, "Ooooooo."

"I won't fight you back." Josh says wiping the blood seeping from his upper lip.

Chris comes in the circle from the crowd and helps Josh up. He glares at me while he does.
"We aren't smashing anymore."

I wrote more as promised. I hope you guys enjoy this! Thanks for reading and voting! Do you guys want a chapter three? 🥺👉🏽👈🏽
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