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-mistuki, shikadai, and iwabe arrive at the hokages office-

Naruto: WTH HAPPENED?!?!

Shikadai: he was far stronger than you said.. his curse mark alone was stronger than the three of us.

Naruto: one last option then.. the three of you go to the infirmary. I have business to tend to.

-MEANWHILE-

Boruto: why am I so strong all of a sudden..

Kawaki: I think it's the pure otsusuki blood in you.. I did some digging and you are 100% pure otsusuki if you marry that sarada gi-

Boruto: SHUT THE F*** UP A**HOLE!

Kawaki: dang okay ain't gotta tell Jesus...why did that get you so worked up?

Boruto: I've known her since the day I was born. We had a perfect relationship as friends. We were so close that sometimes we would nap together.. but now I know I can't trust her.

Kawaki: I'm going to tell you something promise you won't get mad?

Boruto: I won't since you rarely admit anything.

Kawaki: I placed a new type of genjutsu and jutsu that changed saradas memory's and the genjutsu is in detectable so you checked and found nothing right?

Boruto: hmm -teleports behind kawaki- we gotta go somewhere

Kawaki: HOLY S*** BRO I THOUGHT YOU WERE FINNA KILL ME. I WAS LIKE OH H*** NAW DAWG!😂

Boruto: I will teleport us there

-arrive in hokages office-

Kawaki: HUH W-

-Boruto holds him in genjutsu while Naruto is about to leave-

Naruto: -RASENGAN-

Boruto: stop dad I surrender take me and this prick in custody

Naruto: -tries to hit him anyway-

Boruto: -grabs his arm and makes his rasengan hit him in the same exact spot that human hit him with the Byakugan😂- pathetic as a hokage

Naruto: fine let's do the ea-cough-sy  way then

Boruto: finally

Judge hoe: from here court will now comme-

Boruto: were guilty

Judge hoe: ??????wtf??????

Boruto: I'm ready to serve jailtime or be put to death but as for him he needs a mind check and he has new jutsus for you. Thank you your honor.

Judge hoe: o-okay then since you are the hokages son he will decide what to do with you

Naruto: hmm 2 months prison and will serve 2 weeks as a miner then will tell us everything he knows then he's free

Boruto: yes sir, sorry sir.

-You are probz aggravated but I'm skipping everything Naruto just said-

Boruto: I'm such a bad person -sees a kid alone in the park- -walks over-

Kid: hello mister

Boruto: hello young one, how are you?

Kid: not so great, my parents thought I was going to fail in the academy because I got confused on one assignment.

Boruto: so you seek knowledge?

Kid: I guess so..

Boruto: -summons an elder snake-

Elder snake: who are you? And what do you want.

Boruto: I would like you to guide this child through a path of wait (hey kid strength or smarts?)

Kid: (smarts)

Boruto: a path of intelligence.

Elder snake: if you could summon me I will do as you say -makes himself pocket size- I will guide you through your journeys young child.

Kid: oh my gosh that's awesome!! Who are you mister?

Boruto: you would freak out and run so I won't say.

Kid: come onnn tell me please.

Boruto: my name is boruto uzumaki.

Kid:.. THE BORUTO!?! I HAVE ADMIRED YOU FOR SO LONG UNTIL RECENTLY WHEN YOU WERE BRAINWASHED!!

Boruto: (brainwashed??) Oh thanks kid well I have to get going bye!

Kid: bye!

Boruto: I have to apologize to sarada..

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