ahhh take 2
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Tim sat at the kitchen table in his shorts on a hot summer day. Sweat shined on his skin and he let his tongue flick over the tip of his rocket pop. Leaning forward, he looked at the email on his computer screen.
It read: "Dear Tim and Moby,
I've been questioning my sexuality lately. I am a male and i do not feel the same attraction to girls as the other guys in my grade. We had sexual education today and learned about pp in pussy sex. Could you teach me how the homosexuals do sex?
- Johnny Boy. "
Tim decided to take it on himself to teach gay youth in what to do when they are so horny they feel their dick is exploding. He pulled up Zoom and begin to video chat with little johnny boy.
"Hi, johnny. It seems you are having trouble with the amount of horny you are feeling. Hopefully, i can help you today." Tim said while he was getting out of his chair to open the fridge.
"you see when their is a mommy and daddy who love each other, they do a funky dance in bed and the daddy makes a funky inside the mommy."
As he was talking he pulled out a bunch of bananas and some ketchup and set it on the counter.
"it's a little different when it's a daddy and a daddy instead." He pulled two bananas from the bunch.
"You see when the daddies are horny, they are two pp's" He pointed to the bananas. "And like the mommy and daddy, one will go inside the other."
Johnny boy looked at his screen in horror and slight awe.
"The daddies will decided who will be the bottom. Then the big handsome too daddy will go on top of the bottom daddy. He will slide his penis inside the penis of the bottom."
While explaining, he demonstrated with the fruit. He shoved one banana inside the top of the other, the fruit mashing and smashing together.
"But the important thing in gays doing the funky dance is lube."
He poured ketchup on the bananas. He listened to the orgasmic squelch of the ketchup bottle. The SQLKCHHHHHH and putter as the ketchup flew into the fruit, intertwining in them and over them, completely covering them.
"This helps things move more freely, you see, Johnny?"
Tim began to show how the banana could now move inside the other, the bottom banana becoming completely and utterly destroyed.
"Then after they get tired of dancing, the explode!" Tim said happily.
He squeezed both of the bananas until the soft fruit burst from the peel, the gloop and banana and ketchup falling on Tim's twinky thighs.
As he was about to say goodbye to Johnny he heard the familiar "beep beep" of Moby.
Tim turned and saw that Moby was leaning against the side of the opposite wall, having watched the whole thing. What threw Tim off was the smirk on the metallic face.
"What are you laughing at, Moby?"
"beep bop" The robot responded.
"What do you mean, "that's not gay sexual intercourse? Yes it is." Tim argued. He received another beep in response.
Moby started across the room. Tim stood with his arms crossed, his hip leaning out sassily.
Suddenly, Tim was pinned up against the wall, with his hands above him.
"Moby! What the hell!" Tim gasped.
Moby leaned close into Tims ear and beeped lowly. Tim could feel his face heat up.
"Get off me, idiot." He murmured and half-heartedly tried to shake the machine off.
Then, Tims feet was off the ground. Moby pushes him into the counter. What really made his heart stop was Moby's lips on his. A thread of saliva fell between the two as the broke apart.
"M-moby... What are you. We can't-"
He was cut off with a more passionate kiss. Mobys hand caressed Tims chest, then his waist, then he grabbed the white t shirt Tim had on and pulled it off.
He again moved Tim, this time flipping him around so his stomach was in the sink. Moby rushedly grabbed both Tims boxers and shorts and pulled them both down at once.
"Moby!"
Moby didn't wear clothes so he was already naked. A gear shifted in his nether region. A panel flipped around and presented a 12 inch pink glittery dildo. Moby beeped and it began to vibrate and thrust back and forth violently. With another beep, the tip began the spray clear lubricant all over Tims backside.
Moby pushes his robot dildo into Tims pink picked asshole. Loud ass slaps vibrates through the air as the fuck machine thrusted back and forth.
"REEEEEEOEOEOOEOEOEOEOEOEO" Tim moaned. He threw his head back and let his body be used by the machine.
"OOF, AAHAHAHAHAGAFAAFAFGFFFFFGGGGGGG." He screamed again.
A hot minute later, Moby's glitter dick just fucking exploded inside the human. Pink plaster glitter filled Tims rectum and dripped our of his ass.
Tim was so close to cumming, his knees gave out. Again, Moby repositioned him so he was sitting on his ass, facing him. Another panel flipped in Moby's face and a teeth filled vacuum was revealed.
Moby places this over Tims hard leaking cock and the teeth begin grinding against Tims penis, tearing the skin and cartilage and flesh. Blood was sprayed everywhere, on the cabinets, dripping onto Tims thighs.
With a garbled scream, Tims balls exploded cum all over the kitchen. His big red rotund balls just popped like a balloon. Moby was drenched in the Man Mayo.
For a minute it was all silent but the Tim remembered Johnny Boy on the Zoom call.
"Well..." Tim panted "I guess that's your lesson in gay sex, john."
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That night johnny sat naked in his shower. He barely came to terms with his homosexual feelings. This was what was in store for him. He waddled out of the shower and opened the medicine cabinet to where the gun his father gave him rested.
"Today, old friend." He whimpered as he held the gun in his hands.
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