imagine: you and brian are watching Littlest Pet Shop videos and you get the courage to ask him what you've been waiting for. "hey brain?" you say. "shut the hell up bitch." he responds. "d-do you think we could m-maybe sex now?" you ask him. his eyes go wide in anger and embarrassment. he is so disgusted with you he throws you in his no no dungeon.
(also in the photo pretend he's angry rawr)