imagine: you make the tea and bring it out to him. you ask him some questions and whatever but then you see him reach for lamp next to the couch. he wack you over the head with it. you go out cold.
you wake up in the trunk of his car. you don't know where you were or where you were going all you know is that you were being taken to a second location and your chances of survival were slim.
do you break the car light and stick you hand out or do you take you just let it happen.
(a/n just a warning there's gonna be some more john mulaney references because i am the funniest fucking person on the planet. i'm talkin COMEDY GOLD.)
