It was a dark night in Seattle when a young man was walking trying to look for a bathroom because everyone kept talking about no dunks in my bathroom. The young man then ran into a weird old man holding some type of book the young man didn't worry about it and asked him if there was a place he could take a huge dump. The old man nodded his head and took him to an old run down building where they both saw a run down toilet the young man then asked how was he supposed to take a dunk in that then the old man started chanting some words from his book as he was the old man felt something on his shoe it was the young mans poop. The old man then chanted again the young man then said "sorry" then asked for some toilet paper. The young man suddenly got sleepy and fell asleep on the rundown bathrooms floor. An hour later he woke up to the smell of poop he then saw his body on the floor and about 5 hours of screaming later he realized he was the toilet that the old man was showing him.
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My friend Alex Toilet
HumorIn a world when one man was cursed with the fate of being a toilet for the rest of his life by a weird old man because he pooped on his shoe in an old bathroom . Also (unrelated question) would use like to use him.
