"Common," Jimmie said, racing over to the abandoned building. " Why are you saying common if you are all the way back there?" Darla said. " Wait up guys you know I had that all you can eat buffet at Ryu's pizza." They had finally made it to the abandoned building when all of a sudden Jimmie had to go take a dump in the bathroom. He had gone into the abandoned restroom and saw the rundown toilet then he took a huge dump in the toilet when Alex bursted out screaming "DON'T USE ME PLEASE I'M NOT READY TO EAT POOP!!!" Jimmie bursted out screaming too and ran out the bathroom with poop still in his but to go tell the girls what he had heard. The girls smelt something dieing when Jimmie ran up to them but before he could talk Darla handed him some toilet paper out of her backpack to give to Jimmie to wipe his butt repeatedly. Jimmie then ran outside, wiped his butt till all the poop came out and fell on the ground outside then he ran back in and handed Darla her toilet paper back but she told him he could keep it. Then Jimmie told them he heard the toilet talking in the bathroom so they all went to go investigate but all they saw was an old busted up toilet filled to the brim with Jimmie's poop. That's when Jimmie got an idea he then blurted out " I guess I'll take another dump in this toilet." That's when Alex shouted " NO PLEASE!!!" That's when Charlote and Darla screamed really loud and Jimmie stood there with a look saying I told you so. Once the girls stopped screaming Alex introduced himself " Hey I'm Alex I used to be a human now I'm a toilet because I pooped on this old man's shoe. That's when all of them started laughing because Alex even could admit that it was a funny story.
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My friend Alex Toilet
HumorIn a world when one man was cursed with the fate of being a toilet for the rest of his life by a weird old man because he pooped on his shoe in an old bathroom . Also (unrelated question) would use like to use him.
