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Squints when you stumble onto the Sandlot.
"Squints! Get ready!" Benny yelled and Squints got in his position. Benny hit the ball and it came Squints way. Squints was interested in something else, though. The girl that (quite literally) stumbled onto the lot.
"Squints! The ball!" Ham practically screams.
"Yeah-yeah, get the ball!" Yeah-Yeah yelled.
"Walkin', talkin' Jesus." Squints mumbles, not hearing any of the boys screams, until he felt the hard ball hit him right on the head.